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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Sorry, header is pressure treated wood. The stuff outside the door is paint ready PVC.
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    Parent Thread

    Check out poop noodles in the urban dictionary. Everyone can be pooping from the front if you'd like.
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    Home Improvement

    All the lumber/drywall and sundries needed to replace an entire wall that has two garage doors, is 12 feet high, and needs a new everything? The only thing on the wall I'm not replacing are facade bricks and the garage doors. Plus I'm doing it all with treated lumber and PVC. So a cool thing...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    There's a lot of stupid in here. It's kinda fun to watch, but it's becoming irrelevant and redundant.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    There is a good application for chicken sausage - chicken sausage and white bean Italian soup. But it's not fast food, so I shan't describe it here.
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    Parent Thread

    Man, we have people on this forum where shit is coming out of their mouth.
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    Weather

    Dang. That's a lot of water.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    If I had my choice of those, I'd go with the Thermador. Better reviews, nicer looking, and somewhat more simple. Less things to go wrong. However, any of those three would be nice. Have you looked at the viking series?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Damn. Get some pumpkin spice and rub your dick with it. Tell her to get on it.
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Jesus won last year?
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    You have a fighting chance, too, you know.
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    That may actually win him this competition.
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    How is it possible Tuco has not yet been nominated? You should neg him for this injustice.
  14. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Sorry, but Notre Dame won't recover from the 14 point deficit.
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    College Football 2015-16

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Notre Dame's season is done. Splendid early wins on easy teams. Now you're being tested, and you're down 14 in 5 minutes. All done, bye, bye.
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    College Football 2015-16

    #1 Ohio State - nearly loses to Indiana back up quarterback #2 Michigan State - barely wins against unranked Purdue #3 Ole Miss - Getting shit on by Florida Things are rough.
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    College Football 2015-16

    Ohio State does not deserve this game, and they sure as heck do no deserve to be called #1 in the country.
  18. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Yeah, ND is solid, but they have bad luck playing ranked teams. I'm really hoping they show up ready to go.
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    College Football 2015-16

    You think Notre Dame can demolish them? I hope so, I am just not sure...
  20. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Ohio State is going to win this, probably by quite a bit, but that won't reflect the game. Ohio State is not the #1 team in the country. They're barely holding it together against the second quarterback.
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    College Football 2015-16

    #1 team in the country struggling againstIndiana? Fuck them.
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    College Football 2015-16

    Fuck Ohio State right in the pussy.
  23. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Indiana is up by 10. I'm totally horny. I hope Indiana beats them by 60. Fuck Ohio State right in the pussy.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I've had squirrel gumbo, was meh. I also have had squirrel that I shot while camping and cooked over an open fire. Pull the fur off, salt and pepper that bitch, cook with fire. Not a lot of meat, but pretty good. For a rodent.
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Two new nominations. sweet.
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    Happy birthday wantonsoup

    You should definitely post pictures of your penis in a festive hat. That's obviously Picasso's agenda here.
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    College Football 2015-16

    Fucking lol Texas. What a shit hole of a program. Michigan is looking legit.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    fucking fuckity fuck. Well, the deck outside our master bedroom has a railing. The railing has posts. The posts were put through the deck. No flashing was used. The headers over my garage doors have been wet since 1977. In fact, they no longer exist. There is complete lack of wood in the...
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Fair point, Database Error shall be eliminated from the list.
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    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    The nominations thus far Araysar Astrocreep Azeth Barraco Bisi Column Database error (is this user eligible?) DelicateFlower Draegan Furor IRB Itzena Johnny49 lurkingdirk Mist Nemesis Numbers Phazael popsicledeath Royal Soygen a_skeleton_03 Tanoomba Tarrant Troll Tyen...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Go and find whatshername again. The one you hadn't seen for years. Take pictures that include her naked boobs.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Apparently a lot of beef and alcohol was consumed last night.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Someone got shawed for wanting to post in the asshat thread? fuck the amod.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Can an ass be a person? Shit's getting deep in here.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    This is the first step to recovery, man.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    There's a place like that near my cottage in Michigan. Great beer, no food, stupid hipsters. It used to be a bank, and my kids love bringing dinner there and sitting inside the old vault, complete with a foot thick door and working locking mechanisms.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    When I lived in Toronto I ate from food trucks pretty regularly, and there were regulated areas where they could be, and the city put in rows and rows of permanent outdoor tables/benches. It was an awesome setup. The city even kept the area cleared of snow in the winter.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm not going to lie, Bisi. Your steak is making me horny.