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Well Sous Vide arrived. They shipped me one with a plug that will work splendidly in Austria. Not so much here. So, more waiting while they fix the problem, which they did instantly. New shit on it's way, but...more waiting. I'm as hard as diamonds in an ice storm right now. I find the bolded...

Unreasonably attached with a juvenile need to be close. Nailed it.

rabble rabble

Pussy. I'll be cooking them in bags under hot water. Who's the man now? wat?

I got that deal today. you have to click the 199$ one and then put in the code.

This sounds right. I'm good with this.

Join the dark side, Khane. We will explore this shit together.

What's the optimal serving temperature for cum?

This, too.

Your shared knowledge is appreciated.

Doing things for le titties makes us shitlords? Fine. New title embraced. LurkingShitLord

Duh. That's a given. I meant what should I cook, you miserable fuckwits.

You read it here, folks. Tarrant has the ambition to fuck the whole of the Chicago Blackhawks. That's 31 dicks at once, if you don't count coaches and such. Would that be a new record, Tarrant?

I bet Louie CK would incorporate onoes story into the plot line of his show. Some one contact him.

All right. I caved. I ordered the 99$ sous vide cooker. What should I do first when it gets here?

Anyone ever try this stuff? I've never seen it outside of Ontario. It's pop with herbal flavours. Not bad.

This is hilarious. I love it.

They hate you, too Tarrant. They really fucking do.

I voted. I'll vote more with more pictures.

Every tranny is precious.

The real question is does Goliath have a penis, or not anymore?

"It's the viking age." "That explains the laser-raptors." I'm cracking up over here. This is awesome.

Did the pot just call the kettle black?

Yup, simple and good duck fat potatoes: Ultimate roast potatoes | BBC Good Food

Are those characters standing on a Zeppelin? If he put Zeppelins in the game, that would rock.

Fuck Tampa Bay. I hate that team.

Dude. Good gnocchi is damned good. Not just matter with sauce. texture and flavour. important things.

Yes, potato. And even that's not hard to make, but the shortcut above is really fast, and it takes the sauce nicely. Easy dinner.

Chick-Fil-A to open on Sundays

Suck it.

Okay. I kinda fake it every time. about equal parts flour and milk. 2 eggs. beat all the liquid stuff up, add the flour all at once, grate a shitload of parmesan into that dough, season it, and then make the shape you want - can be rolled into snakes, and cut, then shaped with a fork (holds...

If you're giving the child a nick name prior to birth, Cletus the fetus is the only acceptable possibility.

I have a really simple gnocchi recipe that takes no time to make fresh, and make a Gorgonzola cream sauce with it -- that will wet the panties of your wife FO SHO. Homemade pasta + awesome sauce = hot, hot love making later.

I love dill pickle chips. The kind you get in Canada. Americans weaken that flavour a lot, and screw that. Also, have you guys tried hull less butter popcorn in a bag? Meijer has a house brand that is awesome.

Bats eat fruit. Their cum must be sweet. Surely there is a niche market for that.

Do you not wear a respirator?

All women are bisexual in the right circumstance. amirite

Sarcasm missed. Self administered spanking beginning.

Chicago. Yeah, baby.