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  1. lurkingdirk

    Help with rain damage and insurance claim

    Mist is correct. Persistence to the point of being an annoying jerk is the best way to move this forward with your insurance company. Also, don't fix your ceiling until you've had a competent roofer there to fix the leak. Shouldn't be that hard to find.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Fast paced game so far!
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    Air purifiers

    This thread took a very strange turn.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Got it. I thought Imperial was more a measurement of your "inner asshole," but your post clears things up.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    What is the difference between a metric and an imperial fuckton? Canada?
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I don't think the Bolts are going to advance again this year.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I believe a Cleveland Steamer would be greater than a blumpkin. But that's just a guess.
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    Home Improvement

    I agree with you about the Milwaukee vs. Dewalt weight thing until they introduced their 20v lithium batteries. Shit got a lot lighter, and that was a huge sell for me when I went to buy a new drill. I had overhead drywall to do, drill weight was relevant.
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    Being an adult sucks

    jennifer lawrence yeah sure.gif
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Ducks vsHawks- Chicago in 6 Rangersvs Tampa Bay - New York in 7 Make your picks.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Have been in meetings, and not able to watch. Montreal, the score says you suck. FRAAAAAAAAKKKKK
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    That's fun. I'd love to see the Habs actually get beyond this round.
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    Rehabilitation: Rules & Regulations

    Dr., a serious question. What happens in the eventuality in which you, yourself, need to be put in the shaw? Who will council you, in that instance? I'm worried for your well being. You can not carry this torch alone.
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    Home Improvement

    Did you know there's a dildo attachment made for reciprocating saws? My wife was not as interested as I was. Someone else will have to let us know how it is.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    High stakes. You must have enormous testicles.
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    My new Dating Pool

    when did your wife get the fake titties?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sell that house! Move in with a crush! What could go wrong?!?!?1/1/1?1?1??
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Get a room.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Any chance Montreal ties up the series tonight?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I feel like we need to talk about Doritos Mountain Dew again.
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    Home Improvement

    Honestly, I think Craftsman and DeWalt do the best job with this, but I can't speak with any authority on that other than that's my own experience with the tools I have chosen to buy.
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    Home Improvement

    That is one thing that makes me want to buy my hand tools by brand, regardless of reviews. In most things, I choose Craftsman, but for drills I chose DeWalt. The new 20A lithium batteries are awesome, and I have a circular saw that uses the same battery, and a flashlight, and a sander, and...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You need to make "Certified Doritos Expert" your user title. It's wrong that you have not done so already.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In general, my wife doesn't take long to get ready. If she is getting all gussied up, it does take a while. We phrase things in particular ways - rather than saying "We have to be there by 7," we'll say "we are leaving at 6:30." Then, she adjusts her getting ready routine so that it begins early...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You got a lot in there. Well done.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Someone repost the picture of his wife, please. Also, see if you can photoshop the hooker's head on her body.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I dunno. I think the east has a chance.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But, I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me. I wanna feel what love is. I know you can show me.
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    Home Improvement

    Wanna fight, bitch?
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    Being an adult sucks

    So. We're all adults, right? but shit happens that make us wish we didn't have to be. One of my closest friends from childhood just watching his father end the struggle with Alzheimer's. It went on for decades, and, in the end, finally ended with his inability to feed himself, and the...
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    Home Improvement

    Excellent point.
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    Home Improvement

    And get things like this, which makes it stupid easy. Shop Liberty Clear Cabinet Mounting Template at Lowes.com
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I don't think the Habs can win another game against Tampa Bay. They've met 9 times this year, Habs have only won the last two, lost all the others. Although, playoff hockey is different. I suppose anything is possible, but they've made it mighty hard for themselves.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Montreal played a good game last night - lots of offensive pressure, which has been absent up until this and last games.
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    Home Improvement

    They'll have templates so all your holes go in the right spots. Measure carefully, hold the drill level, and take your time. It's easy enough.
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    Fuck Comcast

    I have no idea if it is true. I just like to hate on Comcast.
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    Fuck Comcast

  38. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    In my mind, I'm still penetrating you. It's surprisingly good.