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Your avatar pisses me off. I don't know why.

I haven't been to Famous Dave's for about five years. I went fairly frequently before that, but when I had a whole bunch of services where it took 30 minutes to take my order, and then another 50 to bring the food to my table, I decided that shit wasn't worth it. Seriously. More than an...

Whelp, that clears it up.

Damn, A Moon Bat, you better hope you don't get sent to the shaw any time soon. This man has the power.

Do you love her, or do you love orgasms?

So, do the Habs lose at home, or do they hold on for another game? Chicago is going to have to work to stay sharp. Big pause before the next series.

Holy Mary cross checking Jebus through the crease. 5-0.

They have to get at least one, right? right?

Someone start a kickstart for Johnny's whore fund.

Yes.

Montreal lost that game in the fist period with absolutely lazy and uninspired play. Second and third periods? Take Bishop out and put another goalie in there, and Montreal wins by three or four. They really stepped up the offense. However, they deserved to lose the game after the first...

Great news, man! No doubt the stress level at home is a little lower...

That may be the worst marketing move in the world right there. Wow. What in the actual fuck?

And clean your butthole. Just once.

I recently had some bug where I pooped four or five times a day for about 5 days. It was a great cleanser, but now my pants are loose.

Overseed and get new seed fertilizer, too. Also, be prepared for some further settling/composting of the soil you put in, so there will be fill-in spots for the next few years.

Quaid, some of my very best friends had a parallel experience. Their son (second of two children) is enormous - tall and a little chubby. But tall like holy crap. When he was two, they had exactly the same experience. Their son seemed mostly non-responsive to oral queues, he never spoke (he...

Ha, thanks! I actually managed to run electricity out there, so they could mostly shut the window shutters, and turn on the light, and all is well! No one tell me how many times my kids will smoke out there when they get older...

Parenting gets so much easier in good weather when your kids are a little older, especially if you have an outdoor area to which you can send them. I'm so thankful that I built that tree house last fall, ALL of the kids are spending time out there. My oldest two did their homework out there...

Anyone have one of those Kevlar maille gloves? I think that would just slow me down a lot. I see people butchering large fish seem to wear them often.

I think this needs to be presented to this committee again, and they need to read it more carefully. Pretty sure if a doctor has said you may not work for medical reasons they can't can you for that.

Mentos Suit + Diet Coke dunk tank

Holy crap, that's a lot of calories for one meal.

Astronauts watch Star Wars on International Space Station - BBC News

They probably can't make things like they used to, due to the health vigilantes who won't stand for high sodium, lard, and other such bullshit. We're all too aware of what goes into fast food, so McDonalds is, I think, trying too hard to accommodate those wankers. Just make it tasty. Everyone...

Heresy!

Should have glued that back on. Superglue would do it. Or, now is the perfect time to commit crimes, as you cut your finger print off.

I have identical twin girls that are 14 years old. Their the oldest of my five. They are incredibly close (all my kids are, actually), and actually only just this week they moved into separate bedrooms. They have never before had space that was private and separate from each other, prior to...

What the fuck is the matter with Montreal? Allowing 6? Lost two at home in the second round. That's the end of their season.

Good thoughts, but I've already had them. Plenty of fuel, vented fine (and removed cap). The sudden nature of this, and the persistent issue makes me think that there is a clog of something somewhere. Just have to find it. And I just realised that my Craftsman mower has a B&G motor. Here's...

I said Craftsman, but Noodlemower is correct, he did advise for the Honda. My pressure washer actually crapped out mid-way through a job. I don't know the cause yet, but it just killed itself while in use. Didn't get leaner, run badly, or anything. I was pleased, because I got it started...

That has been my exact experience with my pressure washer, also a Briggs and Stratton motor. I'll never buy another one again that is B&S.

Would you?

But who cleaned your butthole?

I'm married, and would not change my life with his for a million dollars. Judge me all you want.

Lightning/Habs game was awesome. TB won that game twice, IMO, and coming off a game seven two days ago. I worry for the Habs. I want them to win.