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  1. lurkingdirk

    Tocunets

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    Ye Olde Sodie Pops Thread

    Yeah, that's where I'm at. I'd drink the sweet drinks if they weren't sweet.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Jebus on a broom playing quidditch. I'm astounded at the view many people here have of women. Just to be clear, I'm not trying to be a dick, nor am I calling anyone else a dick for their views, it's just surprising to me. Maybe I'm not that bright, but it surprises me in the same way that...
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    How do you learn real good?

    I tend to over research everything. Like crazy. If I'm going to do my motorcycle brakes, I'll read everything ever published on doing that kind of brakes, and then I'll watch 20 youtube videos on it, and, to get me feeling really good, I'll go to a shop and observe a professional doing it. It's...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Another one bites the dust.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm semi erect looking at your spare ribs. Is that normal?
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    Pregnancy Thread

    This response confuses and excites me.
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    Whiskey

    I prefer to add tiny chips of ice that dilute the whiskey appropriately without actually cooling it. It changes as the bits of ice melt, and it opens up differently than just adding a bit of water.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    How does one acquire a surplus of Swiss cheese? Make quiche. Lots of quiche. It's awesome with eggs.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Although I suppose in this case a simple poll would do.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Updates at a blistering pace...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    You need the suinieg stamp of sex approval for it to work.
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    Whiskey

    That's a lot of ice. Do you have a special thing to make round icecubes?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    This is probably the case. It was also clearly made in advance - they had it ready in about 20 seconds. Maybe that's the issue.
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    Home Improvement

    Someone I know recommended this, said it helps quite a lot, actually 3M 6391 P100 Reusable Respirator Gas Mask - Large - Papr Safety Respirators - Amazon.com
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I got the Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich today. What a dry piece of shit that was. Texture of the chicken wasn't great, either. I do like their fries, though.
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    Ye Olde Sodie Pops Thread

    I remember this stuff from my youth, the stubby bottles. I don't like pop all that much, didn't back then, either. But we got a crate of this stuff when we went camping, and it was like gold. Didn't even matter the flavour, though the creme soda was my favourite, I think.
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    Home Improvement

    Only sorta related here, but not sure where else to ask. My seasonal allergies are killing me. Do any of you bros use a respirator/mask to filter out pollen and other particulates? I'm thinking especially of times like blowing off the deck/drive and mowing. My face is on fire, regardless of...
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    Home Improvement

    Do you have stains? Do they have to install, match, and stain new wood to match old? Are they doing baseboards? But you still got a killer price. Good work.
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    Home Improvement

    To do all that work, that's a pretty good price, I think. Working in new wood to match old, and getting it all sanded to the same level, and same colour is not quick work, really. I think you will probably end up staining the floor, especially with new wood being worked in. Sounds like a cool...
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    Home Improvement

    It works if you have air conditioning, but that sucks because your house will reek for weeks and weeks. Also, here is a fun fact that many do not know - once you have used polyurethane in your house, if you have a gas stove, for a couple months after the application of polyurethane, you will...
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    Home Improvement

    To do what, exactly?
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    Ye Olde Sodie Pops Thread

    Because: bacon
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    Whiskey

    Forget the rum and coke, bourbon and coke is the way to go. You know, if you like coke. How to Make a Perfect Bourbon and Coke: 6 Steps (with Pictures)
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    Whiskey

    I'm always curious, should that technically be rums and coke? Would that be correct? Time for an intervention?
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    Take the job or not?

    Or get "lost."
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Do you really think the people posting here that they don't want to swipe a used touch screen and then eat cupcakes are so stressed out about germs that it's having an impact on their immune system? No, no you don't. You're just overstating, as per protocol. Please, continue. I shan't give it...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm not a germophobe, and I've even been known to use handrails, but this is one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    How can Jaden Smith be real if Jaden Smith isn't real?
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    Take the job or not?

    Citation needed.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I am sad I missed that game. It sounds like it was awesome. Chicago have a chance here?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Write a bill for the $700, add to it anything you think she unjustly takes when she moves out. Hold it as collateral that she leaves you the heck alone, or you'll press her for it. Might sound scummy, but it gives you leverage. She's obviously exploiting you for a place to live at the moment...
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    Take the job or not?

    Even if you live in Missouri?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    A lot of restrooms here now have the things on the bottom of the doors that enable you to open the doors with your shoes. I approve.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    He's laying on the bathroom floor, in a food coma. Give him a chance to recover, man.
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    Whiskey

    I just tried the Kirkland Bourbon. It's like a punch to your entire body at once. Not smooth at all, quite abrasive, but a fairly nice flavour. Adding ice and letting it sit a bit helps.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm a total backwoods, bears will kill me kind of camper, my family seems to like it, too. Cooking on those trips can be tough, but being creative is also fun. Taking eggs in, already cracked, in a 1 liter tupperwear, and use a spoon to get one yolk out and some white works, for example. The...
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    Take the job or not?

    Keep in mind that you have to pay income tax to the US after a certain amount is made, regardless of if you live in the country or not. You might want to check that out. Yes, I'm serious, and yes, I know people who live abroad and have to pay American income tax on their already taxed income.