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hodj seems upset.

I think not finger prints but rectal scan. Yes. I spelled that right.

Coleslaw while camping? You looking to get sick? Trail food, man, not mayo! Hope it goes well.

"Behead you harder." Sounds like a Bruce Willlis Movie.

Wow. What in the heck happened? dang.

Go for the money. Stay for the trannies.

Damn. What time? I'll bring beer and bourbon.

That certainly clears it up.

But...but...but...she loves him, bro! Truly. Not for the money. right?

I made this tonight. It was awesome: Vietnamese Lemon Grass Beef and Noodle Salad (Bun Bo Xao) Recipe - NYT Cooking The dipping sauce is very balanced (though I used less sugar by about 1/4), and it is both an inexpensive dish, and it is a nice, refreshing dish for a warm evening.

If they bring me a tablet, and ask me to sign with my finger, I typically use my penis, and I'm a restrained guy, so sanitizing after touching the swipe screen is probably wise. This is intriguing. Can you give me an example, other than sex, when you've been inside something alive? Are you a...

This is a no-brainer to me. It's 20K extra, plus living costs, so add another 10K, plus experience that sticks out on a resume, plus life experience, plus the ability to back out, plus making a living with a music degree. I have been involved in teaching music for years, mostly at the...

Frankly, I don't care either way. I think it's a basic premise in life: sell something, provide a receipt. With the possible exception of hookers.

The issue with fixing it enough and moving out are that if you don't disclose, and there is a documented problem, you could still be on the hook for the fix in the end.

Some don't let me pay with pop bottles, either. Say what you will. Some folks are on business, get a cheap meal, need a receipt. Don't want to give an email address. I don't care if you think it old fashioned, or what. Be prepared to provide a receipt if you are selling someone anything. At...

I've seen people use tablets as a part of an integrated system that printed menus and offered paper receipts to sign. Just because they're using tablets doesn't mean shit. If they're using tablets and don't have a system that can produce paper receipts, they're a cheap, shitty business that...

Red hot iron poker. Cauterize.

Wow.

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You guys who jerked me are negs. right?

Went to Toronto to retire and stop trying.

Good luck. Camping with kids is awesomesauce.

Please, continue.

It isn't just a Bible Belt issue, take, for example Roman Catholics. There are a lot of them, all over the country, and most of them (there are citations for this, I'm too lazy at the moment) are one issue voters: abortion. Save that fetus, and no though whatsoever given to aid after they are...

A serious question is this: What do you do, then? drop her off at an emergency room? Stay with her? Pay the bills?

Try this. It's awesome.

I spent a lot of time with my kids when they were babies. The first six months are more like having an exotic pet. Can't fend for itself, sleeps, and requires feeding. Also, Tananthalas seems upset.

Conclusive proof, then. Perfect.

As far as camping goes - we did hardcore camping with kids still in diapers. Went with one still in diapers canoe-camping (use a canoe to get from site to site every day, went for 9 days). Had to carry everything. We actually used cloth diapers to great effect, and it all was quite a lot of...

Yeah. Confusing. "Don't kill babies, but don't support them once they're breathing air on their own." wat

But, you're a humourless internet dork. How do you know?

Thanks. I'm not saying any other opinion is invalid, I was trying to respond to a specific statement. I'm not trying to invalidate someone who doesn't have kids, nor am I saying my opinion is the only one that is valid. I'm saying it's impossible to explain the joy/pain of kids without having...

I find that peculiar, given how so much of America talks about the sanctity of life, and are anti-abortion -- those are the same people who vote against extended maternity leave, and parental funding. It's odd.

Yeah, I get that entirely. You're right. And yet, I want to argue with you and tell you he's just an unfunny twat. Internet rage, and all that. But, yeah. His delivery makes me want to punch him in the doughnut holes, and I don't think I find enough humour in what he's saying to get past that.

It's not. And you'll never understand how parents can bitch and moan about having kids while being incredibly happy to be parents and loving kids more than you thought possible until you have your own. I'm not trying to be condescending, or anything of the sort. This is simply something that you...

That man is so unfunny, it's kind of painful to watch him.

Give them directly to the insurance agent? This idea has merit.

Do you guys have really close friends at which she could spend the night? She's not likely to do it away from home. Send her off for a night and see if it happens.

This man speaks wisdom and truth. Exactly what I thought. Take pictures of standing water when next it rains.

This movie was just dreadful.