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wow.

Get to five. Then notice one's not at dinner. I dunno what the tipping point is, but more than one kid doesn't multiply the crap by the number of kids. Include experience, include hand me downs, include all that crap. And then watch them play together. That's gold. Which is not to say...

And a friend to clean buttholes!

Home alone for dinner. Too much?

I have no idea why, but this phrase struck me as funny.

Well, I guess Calgary forgot to show up.

For the love of all that is holy, please stop replying to the sick, sick man!

Yes. After taking her to a nice sea food dinner. Then he didn't call her again.

But are you feeling better?

Dude, you should post more and longer posts.

Old Andy did it in less than twenty.

Break the concrete into small bits, and drop it in the yard through your pants pockets.

While I really like to see Detroit lose, I think Montreal had a better chance of beating them. Hate to see the Lightning advance further.

Can you imagine the Canadian ratings, thought. That would be bloody awesome.

Nipples, man. We need to see nipples.

Bwahahaha. This man gets me.

Forgive me Detroit fans, please. I love it when Detroit loses. Their salty tears feed baby Jesus.

No love for RC Cola?

Is that enjoyable, or lamentable?

Red Wings appear to be fracking things up nicely.

Meh. Doesn't suit me. A Moon Bat has been requested by multiple users.

Okay, you have no objection, then. That's what I'll tell Amod.

If you have no objection, then, the mods will change your name to A Moon Bat.

Regardless. Fun to watch someone else spend the money and then destroy it.

Answer, dammit, so this can happen!

I find this impressive. Except the impact part.

You're a genius!

It's just Wolf. He's cleaning assholes back there.

Tanoomba, serious question. Would it bother you if Amod changed your name to A Moon Bat at this point?

I have a potato gun! We eat a lot of potatoes, and they stay good a long time in the cold cellar.

More Canadian, and I'ma fuck you up Canadian style: Sorry if my spelling makes you uncomfortable, man.

Okay, I can see that. I guess I'm pretty passionate about what I do, and I likely project that on others who express satisfaction. I'm a jerk.

In the ground. I'm planting the seedlings I grew last year this coming weekend. I may never pay for potatoes again. wOOt.

I know lots of people who are passionate about their job. I am about my own. So is my wife. Are we just strangely lucky? I thought most people got some satisfaction from their jobs...

Period sex in a car with a stoned hooker. Let the good times roll.