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  1. lurkingdirk

    Untitled Mike Tyson Biopic

    Just for interest. PHOTOS | Inside Mike Tyson's deserted Northeast Ohio mansion
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Someone try this. Wait A Second? Dunkin Donuts Now Serves A Chicken Biscuit You Can Get All Day?
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Yes. Sorry, my dumb.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Woman Murders Man After He Sent Her To The Hospital Because His Penis Was Too Gigantic
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Penguins the first to be eliminated. Given the injury damage to that team, it isn't so surprising. And you are right, Merrith. This playoff exit is entirely not on Fleury.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Sounds like progress to me!
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    The pace of this Montreal/Ottawa game is amazing. That was a fast period! Montreal is just not penetrating and going to the net, and now they're behind by two on home ice to start the second period. sheeeet.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Well, Chicago laid a glistening turd last night, too. Well done!
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    2 questions: 1. dafuq just happened in the Detroit game? I checked it with 3 minutes left, Red Wings leading 2-0. End of the 3rd: 2-2. Serious cave in, or what? 2. LOL Islanders tonight. wat?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I thought you were done here?
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Strangely horny, but arms aren't long enough to masturbate?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    My new Dating Pool

    Invite girl to your bachelor apartment. Bathroom is right off the dining room. Ruin dinner. Every. Time.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    So, if I understand what you're saying, he's using patron money to buy tequila, and then selling the empty tequila bottles after he gets stoned drunk? That's a step 3: Profit plan if ever I heard one!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Could you make her head bigger?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    What's half a patron worth these days?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Why? You looking to toss one?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Cheated out of my youth

    Settle down.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    That steamed bread, tho...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You should glue those hair tips to the mirror so that when you stand in just the right spot, they line up and it looks like you still have them when you look in the mirror. It will help you cope.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Good game in Ottawa tonight. Ottawa deserved it. Game five will eliminate them, though.
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    Parent Thread

    Yes. I am shitting you. I didn't see that it was 600$. We got ours second hand for about 50$, and that's definitely worth it.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Parent Thread

    We had something similar to this for all of our kids, and every single one of them loved it. It was their happy place. Amazon.com : Cosco Calypso Gentle Motion Baby Swing : Baby It's worth the money.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Why will amod not change his name to A Moon Bat? It's the best way, really.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I think you should shut your whore mouth. Islanders should win this. I need to go to bed, and rely on phone score updates. I'm old and tired. Like the Caps. ooooooooo.....
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Fair, but it was a pretty amazing save this time around. That was outstanding net minding.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I recant my earlier statements. Anyone's game. Islanders just don't seem to care all that much at the moment.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Capitols/Rangers dull second period.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    You think Washington has it in them to win tonight?
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Islanders just squeak a goal out with 12 seconds left in the first to tie the game. Sorry, Caps, this is not your year.
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    Parent Thread

    Bros, I think it was about 2 months ago I reported that my son was underweight, and we were starting high protein, high calorie diet. He has gained almost 7 pounds since. He is also just doing a better job of eating, as though his stomach has just stretched, and he just got used to eating. I...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Bisi, you must.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Sorry for the poor quality. Best one I could find.
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    I'm glad you feel better. How about we celebrate by going to Starbucks?
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Rangers spanking that Penguin.
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    Diazepane, Boston Suffering Move!