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Hilarious. But for naught.

It's my choice if you're hard? That seems problematic.

Are you hard for people to do?

I say yes to the majority. Bring on the mega corporations. They are delicious AND affordable.

Roofing is going to be something you think about for exactly as long as you own your house.

Spit that shit out. Yuck.

Does Taylor Swift's butt smell like peppermint, too?

I've patched my roof before, is it so big an area that a patch won't do? I just opened up a 2x2 square by carefully removing the shingles, cut out the damaged decking, replaced it, added ice and water shield well above the cut, and carefully put shingles in. It's not hard if the hole isn't...

Why does your butt smell like peppermint?

I thought you were coming on me.

You're welcome. (stop replying)

But with my balls resting on your chin, I have no complaints.

How 'bout you just stop replying to people? They'll stop making comments. Or they won't. Whatever.

Amazing there is no score yet. I think that's more to defense players than to individual effort by the goalies. Not a lot getting through.

Responsible thought and eating behaviours of this sort have no place in this thread!

Once you've been shat upon, all else is simple. I'm sure someone wise said that. Maybe Yoda.

Penguins certainly making the best of things! Fun game to watch.

They didn't look good in game 1, but today was exceptionally bad. Penguins making stupid mistakes tonight, and taking dumb penalties. It's like they have just resigned themselves to losing.

Man, Detroit looked like dogshit today.

Seed the whole thing, and water the dickens out of it. It will fill in.

I have no need to respond that quickly to anything, and, frankly, I don't think anyone does. Get an iPhone. They tell you when people read your text. Nothing so urgent in my life that I need a couple second turn around time. I don't really think this technology will last unless you can get...

But, why male models?

Montreal/Ottawa game was awesome to watch last night. Very good game, with very little fucking around between whistles. I'd say the coaches had a word with their players after last game. Pretty sure Subban's stick didn't come up off the ice onces last night.

A natural farter. Like his mother.

WooHoo! Glad everyone is well! Congrats, man.

My wife will cut you if you tell her that.

How much experience do you have with moldy balls?

Yes, dammit. bloody Blues. Never fail to disappoint.

I did my wife's epidural while blindfolded. I kid, but I didn't have to leave.

I'm growing russets and golds. I guess we'll see.

It'll happen, and it'll happen in a hospital that is safe and everyone will be okay. Try to be patient, and remember:

Small cut regular fries. Deep fried. I've tried Russet, but I think there is a better option.

Bros, what's the best potato to make home made fries with?

Nothing in the bible against shitting on the hood of an auto shop owner's car. I think I'll go do that.

Wait, they changed "staff?"

We demand noodlephotos!