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  1. lurkingdirk

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Just wait for the labia pictures before you judge this thread. Mist?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dumar has to be trolling, right? No one seriously holds this view of women anymore, right?
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Ouch. I didn't realise that was the case. Wow.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your dog wears underwear?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    *Nazying
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Yeah, you're right to fear them! Though Montreal makes it to at LEAST round two, regardless of who they face. They're great this year, and they switch into beast mode in playoffs.
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    That would be an awesome series - the tension between the teams would be outstanding!
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    I think Ottawa would be better/more fun to watch in the playoffs, too.
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Ten games out, Toronto is already eliminated. What a hot fucking mess that organisation is.
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    My new Dating Pool

    So this other dude is in the car filming you screwing an addict hooker? This thread makes me feel a lot better about my life.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're not playing kickball correctly, then.
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    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Yeah, the only thing that can fix this thread now are pictures of Mists labia.
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    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    You guys get me.
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    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    Honestly, who wipes their ass anymore?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You are such a tranny ball tease. That's worse than cake pops.
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    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    Sheesh. Ass wiping technique. We really are a highly evolved species, aren't we?
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    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    All this bitching, no college titties. I am dissapoint.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    If you go with brick, I like a herringbone pattern. But it sounds like you're on the right track. Just pick what you like, and make sure that you prep the area right. If you prep it right, lay a good bed for whatever brick/paver you put on top, it'll last you a long time.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    That can be a sign of high blood pressure. Get it checked, fine sir.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    These are good points. Also, having coloured hair horns is ridiculous. If that's a "need to discuss" issue, probably the horns are explainable for similar talking points.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, let's say he cuts the horns. Total success in the relationship, right?
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    Home Improvement

    If cost is not an issue, you might consider hiring in someone who can do pressed concrete - it can look like pavers or stone, and has an excellent life span. Plus, they can put in french drains under it, so drainage isn't an issue. Edging it isn't an issue. You don't have to do as deep a...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm over 40, never had a cavity, and both my breath and my stool smell of cinnamon.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    Damn. That's quite a visual.
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    First World Problems

    I had to move my car to get my motorcycle out of the garage today. Thanks Obama.
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    Parent Thread

    Well, we had the month follow up visit with the doctor today - my youngest actually gained three pounds in a month! While he is still small (40 pounds, nearly 7), the doctor says if we can keep this up for a few more months, he'll be great. The doc was very encouraging, and seemed to think...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dammit. What did I miss from Fedor?
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    How do you know the police read what you write? How are you being discriminated against? How is your life in danger? Why does the fact that you've already talked to equal employment (whatever that means) and they shut you down not give you pause to think you're just a little bit insane...
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    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    And gave handjobs to at lease a couple, too. Right? That's normal. Right?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Zoolander 2 (2016)

    Obey my dog. Funniest moment of that movie.