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  1. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    While I don't disagree with the sentiment, and I certainly think it is entirely provable that most people feel that way now, it does make it harder. When in life are you going to be care free and surrounded by people of the opposite sex your same age? Many years ago, marrying right out of high...
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    Home Improvement

    How are you able to remain married to such a barbarian? smh
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    We're 72 days from the end of January. That's quite the glacial pace.
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    Home Improvement

    Rent one of the super great power washers. It isn't that they are more powerful, just that they can present the same amount of power over amuchlarger area, making the washing take a fraction of the time. Get it all looking pretty good, then keep it up with your own pressure washer ever other...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'm really enjoying all the updates they're providing.
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    Home Improvement

    Get your exercise:
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    Home Improvement

    Tell her you'll stain it if she eats leftovers.
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    Home Improvement

    For the love of all that is holy, don't stain it! Pressure wash that thing clean, and clear water-seal it. That's a short, easy process, do it every other year depending on tree/sun coverage. You stain it, you're going to have flaking colours, uneven coverage, har\d time finding the same...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Made me think of "cow..."
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Yeah, I don't think anyone will go to seven in round one. But who knows for sure? I'd love a St. Louis/Montreal final. I think that would be awesome. Can St. Louis not shit the bed in the playoffs this year?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Not bad, but here we go: East Montrealv. Ottawa (Habs in 6) Tampa Bay v.Detroit(Deadwings in 6) NY Rangersv. Pittsburgh (Rags in 6) Washington v.NY Islanders(Isles in 6) West Anaheimv. Winnipeg (Ducks in 5) (Though I would love to see the opposite!) Vancouverv. Calgary (Canucks...
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    Gardening

    I covered my entire garden with cardboard last year, and then put 2 inches of compost on top of it. Turned a bit of it up earlier this week, it's good to go. Now, if I could just get the bloody weather to cooperate!
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    Parent Thread

    I have never been shat or pissed upon. Five kids. I did something good in a previous life.
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    Home Improvement

    That little bastard better enjoy it! Seriously, though, looks good. There will be much fun had in that thing.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Dude, he's perfect. Hope everyone continues to do well!
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Yeah, I think it's a matter of too little, too late. The end of the season has been pretty good for Ottawa. If they played like that all year, they would be three or four spots higher.
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    Toodles

    *shudder
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    Too far gone. Only hope is to choose to become gay.
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    Holy Mary slamming shots off Judas' stomach. There is so much retard in here, it's alarming. But let me chime in. chaos really wants to suck dick. He's just chosen not to up to this point. Right?
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    His love of the penis.
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    Patheon's asshole licked by ReRolled mods.

    That's pretty solid. Just as the Emperor has no clothes, the Asshole has been licked.
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    I really thought Ottawa was going to pull it out at the end and be the solid #8. I don't think they're going to make it now. Too much shitty play.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I can verify this to be true.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Did not realise that last part. Jebus on a stick, delivering mail while late term pregnant has to suck the balls of donkeys. You're doing good work, man. This, too, shall pass.
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    Toodles

    But it's not fun to make fun of you. You're pitiable.
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    So, refusing to serve someone isn't an action taken because of your hate of that person? Yeah, khalid, I'm with you. No more responses for this...person?
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    Toodles

    Dude, that's dark.
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    Are you retarded? Jesus cross checking Mary in the crease. Iran says there are no gay people there. It's punishable by death. Does that make people decide not to be gay? No. Does it make every gay person hide and fear for their lives? Yes. It is absolutely your right to hate any group...
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    Toodles

    If you're sleeping with rats, beware the black plague.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fair questions.
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    Patheon's asshole licked by ReRolled mods.

    The question now is, Can you unlick the asshole?
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    Pregnancy Thread

    I mean no disrespect to you, so please don't be offended by this, but she sounds quite a lot like a bitch. I understand that she's pregnant and uncomfortable, but wait until 9 for you to come home and cook? That's just crappy. She could make some toast or boiled eggs or some shit like that...
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    Home Improvement

    Bros, the test cement countertops I did were a lot of work, but the end result is just awesome. Smooth like glass, stained (tried a few colours) perfectly evenly, satin finish. Scalding hot pots make no mark, dropping bottles on them made no mark, heck, I even hit it with a hammer, no mark...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Don't listen to them, Noodlebro. Some babies don't make your life hell. My kids sleep just fine, always have (with one exception), and when our oldest (twins) were born, they slept like champions. Right through the night, save for when we woke them up to feed them, as soon as we brought them...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fucking lol. You're a romantic, man!
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Dude, why are you so angry today?
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    My new Dating Pool

    Wolf seems to have done a fine job!
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    My new Dating Pool

    Please ask Wolf to take cleaned butthole pictures so that we might rate the pucker strings of the various whores.
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    Patheon's asshole licked by ReRolled mods.

    Any man can piss on a bathroom floor. Hoss can shit on a bathroom ceiling.