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There was a bullying incident at my daughter's school this week. A grade 7 girl was being harassed during lunch by a boy...the girl is heavy, and black. Both were things this boy was making noise about. It went on for about three minutes, according to my daughter, and then the boy started...

I started my motorcycle today and let it run for a while while I sat and watched it. I love winter, but I miss riding the bike.

Greek yogurt in the ass, almond milk in the pussy. I think you have a food fetish thing going on. Dirty whore! I believe I will develop Sriracha flavoured almond milk Greek yogurt.

I would love to have one - I have several friends who have one, and they use it to great effect - but I just can't justify the cost. Holy crap, those things are salty. As for freezing fruit, we freeze so much fruit, it's crazy. Make smoothies, sauces, and ice cream all year long with our...

He's actually on the smallest possible dose of two, one of them being Strattera. You're right, it's a non-stimulant, and not an appetite suppressant, but it was also not sufficient to be the lone drug. What it does do is prevent the crash when the other medication wears off, turning my child...

Anne Frank was the Hide 'N Seek champion of the world for several years. You're just a dude who is no longer allowed to make kebabs. Though you may be the troll champion of ReRolled for a short time. The judges haven't decided your fate, yet.

I think you were overly generous. What a crock.

And some of us froze our moms on Easter. Ah, traditions.

So it began at a young age.

I suggest a high protein diet with plenty of calories to help her bulk up.

Ranch is the new ketchup!

His doctor isn't too worried, but says it is time to push this diet and get him gaining weight. So, we're proceeding in that way. He does love pepperoni. We got him some beef jerky, and that seems to be a winner. Good thought, thanks!

I have two traffic lights between me and the office I go to some days. If I hit both lights red, it takes me 10 minutes to get there. I hit both lights red today both to and back from the office. FML

He's incredibly active, plays hockey several times a week, for example, and he has energy. I'm making him out to be a really fussy eater, and he isn't. He eats veg and all that, just so little of it, that it's not sufficient. He takes a couple bites and says he's stuffed. I think meds are a...

Perhaps I should solicit McCheese's opinion on the finest quality calories.

He's a weird kid. Doesn't like sweets, doesn't like ketchup, and absolutely loathes any kind of nut. Peanut Butter is a most hated substance. You're all beginning to understand the difficulty, here.

Yeah, we're working on the milkshake angle. Trouble is, he got my tastes, and I don't like sweet foods like ice cream, whipped cream, or milk shake type things. He is drinking the Carnation chocolate/vanilla milk things, so we're trying to introduce fruit, heavy cream, and protein powder into...

You are the greater person. Time to falcon punch her in the lunch and see if it improves. Seriously, though, if she's good eating boring stuff, makes it easy to prepare. Hurry for satisfaction, I guess?

Wow, that's really odd. She makes something new and unique for lunch every day, when last night's supper left overs are staring her in the face, saying, "eat me, bitch, you know you loved me."? I always try to make enough that at least me and my wife have leftovers for lunch the next day...

So, here's something different for you all to tell me what to do about. My youngest has never been a super eater. Sleeps like a champion, reads several years ahead of his age, is the absolute smallest kid in his class at the entire school. He's almost 7 and he's just 38 pounds. He's also on...

Certainly a valid point. We can't prevent it, but we can try to make people mindful of the repercussions of their decisions. Sigh. Anyone can have a kid, no test required.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I think that's bullshit. That's the argument people who make the decision not to vaccinate their children. Sorry, that's not okay. It has an impact on others. There is a reason we have some laws, there is a reason why common sense dictate some things. You can choose...

10 pounds is a reasonable padding...

I had a Hardees burger yesterday out of necessity. I have never enjoyed their food, but it was the only thing available for hours, and the kids needed some calories, so we had one. I'll be jiggered if I didn't really enjoy that burger in all its vast greasiness. The patty was actually good...

I meant to type Dutch Oven, but I typed roasting pan because I'm an idiot. the roasters there were all around 200-300. They seemed to have more expensive things in this outlet than they do on their site.

This post explains everything.

I was in a La Creuset outlet store today. The roasting pans were on sale for 599$. I looked at the sales person, and told her to fuck herself. No, but seriously, that shit is so overpriced. It's amazing.

It's not an attack. Not in the least. The truth is that we have friends who would likely fill a similar profile to you. We spend time at these friends places. We bring kids, so we bring things for the kids to do. We don't expect you to be the ultimate child entertainer, we expect you to be...

Except you missed the part where we interact a lot with people who don't have kids, and we do it successfully. That includes having them here, and going there. Training kids to not be little shits when visiting at people's place who don't have kids is pretty basic training. I'd invite you if...

Fuck that. Fuck it right in the pussy. I have boatloads of kids. We have people coming over for dinner tonight (several couples, they don't have kids), we're due to show up for dinner at someone's house tomorrow night (they have very young kids, not my kids ages), and Sunday night we're...

I think everyone needs to smoke a blunt and calm the fuck down.

I like your attitude, man. They have likely done everything they can, and the buddy of the day thing is a good thing. Encourage the teachers, because they only want the best for your child. Their hands are largely tied for things of this sort. But keep on top of it. If bullying persists...

My car takes just over five minutes to produce heat when it is this cold. FML

Hey, they have them in America, now. Michigan, Ohio, New York, Illinois, and Indiana at least. Probably more. The donuts are different here, though. I'm not sure they're made on site.

I really do prefer Tim Horton donuts. They're more like cake than just sugary stuff. You rely more on toppings for the sweet flavours, There's a real difference between the varieties of donuts that way.

So I recently watched the final episodes of all the series, and some of them are good, but there are some really shitty ones, too. Here's my assessment, everyone weigh in. From best to worst: DS9 - great ending that wrapped things up nicely, but not stupidly easily. Could easily spin off...

A couple of things: Lumie, why do you feel it necessary to insult people so much? If you're going to have a conversation about what God was doing before creation, you need to frame it differently. Time is a created thing, and the creator is not bound by creation. Being linear creatures...