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I have actually met this man in person, and he is exactly as much of a narcissistic cunt as you think he's going to be. I will go out of my way to never encounter him again. I wish he would simply disappear. The amount of negative press he has gotten is encouraging, but the next time he shits...

Boston is having the same amount of snow we had last year. We didn't make headlines every time a flake landed. Fucking sack up and decide it's normal to have a lot of snow if you live in the north and it is winter. Doesn't happen every year. sheesh. Go outside with a sled and find a hill...

I've had sex with my wife 26 times this morning alone. You guys need to step up your game.

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties. sheesh. I think that Craig Ferguson could do it. He's a pretty sharp guy. It would be interesting to have a foreigner anchor that show, though. They make so much fun of American politics, I'm not sure it would have the same credibility if the host...

Get a vasectomy. They're reversible, and really quite effective. Seriously, though, before the vasectomy we used condoms, and they don't bother me at all. Especially if you have a partner who insists on finding crazy hot ways to put it on for you. Use them right, throw in some spermicide...

That's what the word is on the streets. Only retards. Also, it isn't like her body is going through massive changes, and what was once a satisfactory level of hydration is no longer sufficient. It can't possibly be that her body has somewhat different needs when she has another human...

The masturbation option might be good for your marriage.

There should really be a band called "Fuzzy Troll Troupe."

Those are some pretty sexy trannies.

Is it just the two of them in there? I can try harder. But, in the meantime, here's some reading for you.

Shoveling is an awesome workout, though.

That is awesome. I must have one. Providing it also gives handjobs.

I'd like to know if that robot can do the two step.

And the shits.

Every generalization totally sucks.

Is there any activity at their forum?

There is a remarkable amount of full retard in here.

That party is gonna rock!

Well, we talk a lot, and we fuck a lot. Seems to be working.

Which one is that J49? The wedding ring on your hand is a nice touch.

Communication. Also communication. After that, communication. Talk with your partner about sex. A lot. Frequently. It is the only way to make sure that expectations are the same, and expectations are pretty important in this arena.

Wow.

Scalding coffee?

And Notre Dame?

Godspeed, son.

Every wife should have the hobby of perfecting the art of the blow job. Suggest it, she'll love it. It's a hobby you can work on together.

I hope we get six more feet tomorrow. I took my youngest to school on the snowmobile this morning. He thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

Yes. That movie represents reality.

Saddle is a particular part.

Is she brushing her teeth? Does she even know this video exists?

Reindeer is delicious. Stew for the tougher parts, steaks for the win.

I don't think it should take that long, either. But the longer we are together, the more fun and exciting things get. I know that's counter cultural, and somewhat counter intuitive. But there it is. My wife can get me off in about no time flat, or we can make it last for a pleasurably...

I dunno, guys. I guess I'm in the extreme minority, but I find sex to be getting better as time goes on. My wife knows exactly what gets me going, and how long to do it, and how to change it just enough to make it interesting. And I get extreme satisfaction knowing those things about her, and...