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I think you should get matching vibrating underwear, give each other the remotes, and go out for dinner. See if you can get each other good and worked up before you head home.

Probably feeling lazy is what does it, Khane. Too many layers to take off. You might try something new in the bedroom, see if it creates some anticipation. Introduce a toy or two, or maybe let her tie you up, or have sex in the parking lot of Walmart. Just something different. Worth a...

All wild "ungalates"(2 toed animals) are called "venison." Moose, deer, elk, caribou, etc.

That would be cruel. You'd force them to pay taxes on all that help money you gave them.

Every kid is different. You guys will find your stride. And the first night your kid sleeps through, you'll wake up feeling guilty and panicy, thinking they must clearly have died in the night, and you were just too tired to notice. It will happen. Sleep will come.

Paris Hilton got new bewbies.

something something mother joke.

This is a fantastic post. 10/10

Roughly.

I have a close friend who hunts like crazy. I don't think he ever eats any meat he doesn't capture himself. He and I have a reciprocal agreement - I do minor house repairs for him, we get his second deer of the year every year. Keeps the first for himself, but then he does bow hunting, muzzle...

Did the ex wife do butt stuff? That could be why you are having such a hard time letting go.

I spent half the day taking care of snow today, it was awesome. I love snow. It can snow every day until May, I'd be okay with that.

Holy crap, there are so many awesome lines in this thread. You guys are outstanding, keep up the good work! And Wombat, post those nudies. For science.

sure?

Yes?

And New England cheated their way to a super bowl win? No one is going to be happy about this win except dick fuck New England fans who can not see the truth.

Well, probably should have run that ball, right?

Crazy game. Fun to watch. Fuck New England.

Wow. Lets hope they can keep this up. Fuck New England. Right in the pussy.

Well, shit. I tuned in to watch Joe Montana. To whom can I complain?

And why the hell was that not intentional grounding?

New England's running game sucks balls. That could be the difference tonight.

While that is likely true of extreme specifics, it is possible to scientifically make some general predictions more than three days out. I recently watched a documentary on this, and it is really quite amazing the number of scientific elements that go into predictions. We are about half way...

Tomatoes.

If he does that, and doesn't use the theme music, it will be a wasted opportunity.

Making Chipotle an equivalent to getting fucking in the ass seems about right.

I am having a hard time with people finding McDonalds' coffee good. It just isn't. Now, mind you, I don't think Starbucks has particularly good coffee, either. There are very few places to go out and get a GOOD cup of coffee. I'll stick with what I brew at home. Moral of the story...

We won't acknowledge that possibility because then we won't get to read about it here. Unless Seimone steals his phone, logs in here, and posts about it. Actually, that might be fun.

But does he have the super aids?