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I'm going to have to google image search these blue waffles.

Yes. It rocks when the keep of the keeper keeps on keeping as the keepening keeps on happening.

Well, shit. Add it to the watching the snow comment - "watching the snow, with Master Chef on in the background."

Johnny Whoreseed. All bases covered.

Sheesh, that looks like a hot dog that has been shoved up someone's ass and then jizzed on. Actually, might be delicious...

Sutekh, I think you should show up naked, on her door step, and tell her you burned your other apartment down, so you'll need to stay with her. And then put it in her butt. Or her mouth. Then have a beer, and watch the snow together. Last three pages summed up.

That's Doctor Hipster Tomato Certification, thank you very much. I didn't go to Hipster Tomato school for four years for nothing.

You are dead to me.

Get good japanese rice and do a 1:1.5 ratio with water. Get it boiling, then low heat for 20 minutes. Never have a problem.

What do you think, bros? Would you eat it? You Can Now Gorge Your Face On Asian And Mexican At The Same Time With The Ramen Burrito

Yeah, you seem like a pretty smart guy. Just make sure the power is off at the breaker, and pull that fucker apart. You can do that, for sure.

My family would kill your family in a fart-off. Gauntlet thrown.

The last time I went to Dennys, the waitress dropped five glasses of ice water on me. The manager insisted I pay for my meal (which I had not yet received) before I left. He did not win that argument. That Dennys is now a Chinese restaurant. I enjoy their Chinese food.

I was told no RL contact. You guys lose out, I guess. It was fucking delicious.

Continues to please? You bet!

Monicas, I have a huge group coming over tonight. Everyone is bringing different kinds of beer, and I'm cooking home made spicy wedge fries, and I am making all the fixings for finely cut sirloin on home made bread (fried onions, tomatoes, home made spicy mayo, fried peppers, swiss cheese, 4...

Not even caviar can save Dennys food.

Went into prison as a tight end, came out a wide receiver.

I weep for you.

Yeah, prison is hard on the booty.

How can you not fart in front of your loved ones? Even my 14 year old daughters laugh at farts. My sons are considered fart experts by some, and my wife - just give her some milk. She'll shut the wing down.

I like that Soy's booty is hanging in there, but I have to ask, why was this put in the shaw? This is for science!

Does she feel comfortable farting in front of you? That's the sure sign that the honeymoon phase is over.

I believe your jelly brings all the negs to the yard. You can deny it, but you look like a tard.

Likely not. Just sayin.

I've had said sandwich. It would be better without the celery.

Not even close. Indiana. Why you ask, sir?

"Sure, you get a freebie today."

I was given an old greenhouse, about 20 x 40, and that's where I put my firewood on pallets. It gets hot as heck in there from the sun, and I have fans blowing air right through. Firewood is protected, stacked, and cured very quickly and ready for burning. Stuff I split this summer from live...