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Tell me that one of the three yes votes is Duppin himself...

I sent him a picture of your booty, Soy. He sent me a personally hand-written note in response. It said, "this is gonna rock." You have been warned.

You have a penchant for understatement, sir.

Yeah, if you are never going to open the windows again, and you're not willing to completely replace them, use a heap of well applied caulking, both inside and out, and that'll stop drafts coming in there. Do you need them for the light? If not, I'd fill them with insulation and put some...

You people are confusing me. It's the Old Cunt Buffet.

No lube. Those are the rules.

Seek help.

I haven't had cable for years, but I am able to watch any sports I want to via streaming. There are plenty of options for that, and plug the computer right into the TV and sound system, all is well. I haven't missed cable at all. Look at sites like couchtuner and hulu and even just plain old...

Soy's butt is more valuable to this community than duppin. Let that sink in.

Dude. It's just making a hole and then making air flow through it. Give it a whirl.

My wife and kids use my phone all the time. Just because. When we get in the car, if I'm driving, I give whomever is in the front passenger seat my phone because I don't do anything with my phone when driving. Shit, I'd be discovered immediately.

It was me. After eating at the Old Cunt Buffet.

damn.

Tuco has guilt feelings about enjoying a shit show. He's taking it out on all of us.

I have friends coming over tonight, and I only have four different types of single malt.

In another thread people were talking about how they couldn't believe anyone would be stupid enough to use their cell phone to perpetuate cheating on your spouse. I'm guessing your wife doesn't know the passcode for your phone?

Soygen is doing well...

Well, what say you?

Oh, but now I want to know what you said!

Doesn't everyone use one of these every time?

So, like, by slapping her or other things with it, or by penetration? Or is his penis so magnificent that its very presence will solve all problems?

Make sure she knows you're interested in helping her sort that shit out. If you're looking for her to commit, you should do the same. $0.02

So, I'm feeling there is a lot of love for Golden Coral in this thread. wow. Losers cooking while drunk, high, and sweating aids. That's remarkable. True story - when I moved to this town, it was the first time ever that I lived somewhere that had an Old Country Buffet. The first week I...

I bet you do it daintily, with a pinky extended.

Kill me now.

lining the bottom of the oven with some bricks is not the same as having a cast iron pan in the middle of the oven, just one oven rack lower than the pan in which you are cooking. Several bricks placed strategically can have a good effect on equalizing the temperature in your oven. A skillet...

Say what you want. It's a good speech.

Not bad. Maybe "The Hobbit: The Lonely Tower." Or perhaps, "The Fellowship of the Threesome." Or maybe, "Gandalf: serving up some white sauce."

They opened a Golden Corral here about 2 years ago. The line on opening night was about 4 to 5 hours long. I have never been to one.

When will hobbit porn be made? Will it, too, require so much CGI?

There seem to be similar reviews to the oven I listed above - the smaller, upper oven is hotter if you are using both ovens. Well, no shit, Sherlock. Adjust accordingly and all will be well. I'll have to run the gas line for my new range when we pull the trigger, too. It is a pain, but I'm...

That looks so satisfying!

That will indeed have an impact on how long the oven takes to preheat (it will take longer), it will also take longer to cool down, and while it is cooking, the temperatures around the pots left in the oven will be slightly higher, creating hot spots in your oven. I doubt it is going to have...