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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Wow, that sounds pretty cool, I have not heard of such a thing. I'm curious as to why you went with an electric top? And as far as the convection goes, yeah, there's quite a bit to learn, but the first few times you use it, read someone's instructions and follow the timings carefully. I love...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you remain alive, please report back and tell us how that conversation went.
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    Your Favorite TV Show Intro

    How can you not love this?
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    My new Dating Pool

    That was my first thought, too. Hey, free sex he usually has to pay for! Win!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have two ovens now, circa 1977. Both are shit and need replacing. However, I do use both ovens at the same time, so I'm not willing to go down to a single oven.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Sweet. What are you getting? I've been looking at a replacement, and I'm thinking of going with something like this: Amazon.com: GE Cafe CGS990SETSS: Appliances
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We had an engagement party with a strict "no gifts" policy. It was a celebration for our friends to come and celebrate the engagement with us. Just an excuse to have people over for a fun time.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Women do like big meat. Fact.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I don't get that either. My wife and I know all of each other's passwords for phones, email, etc..
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I hate popcorn because of shells in teeth. Every bloody time. It is the devil's snack!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Does asking your mom to get off the couch count? OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooh! (slow night, sorry)
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Dang, an hour in flour? I've never done that before. Maybe that will have a big difference. Will try tonight!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's not even his final form.
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    My new Dating Pool

    But Johnny, have you ever splurged for the big dog?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I don't have, nor have I ever used, truffle salt. Is it worth the expense?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    But both are post-cooking, right? I was thinking of incorporating something into the flour before cooking. But all these, and the other thoughts above, are good. Thanks, folks! I'll figure something out and report back.
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    My new Dating Pool

    And that's something you put on a sign trying to entice customers?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Chicken here has been stupid cheap at the supermarket - yesterday, the boneless breasts were $1.19 a pound. Pork is not cheap here, though. How strange that it is so different all over. I recently procured a deep fryer, and I've been making onion rings. They're so easy, and so yummy. I'm...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Urban Dictionary gave me President Bill Clinton as Big Dog. So, possibly you'd be allowed to shove a cigar up her coochie in a room shaped like an oval. Seems a pretty specific fetish to make that list...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He's not gay, but his boyfriend is.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Any type of big dog, man. Come on, keep up with the lingo. I have no idea what that means, either...
  34. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That's certainly one way to do it. You can also get that roasted taste by giving your onions and garlic a heavy sear before adding the tomatoes. There are many ways to skin this cat.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Fair point. Do you have a balcony or deck? Have you tried tomato plants in a pot? I have three in pots on my deck that are all cherry or grape tomatoes. All summer long, whomever finds a ripe one gets to eat it. My kids eat those things like candy.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Tomatoes are pretty easy to grow, actually. You have to be ready to deal with them all at once when they all ripen at the same time, and then keep producing for a month and a half. In other news, chicken and waffles is a favourite meal with my kids. It's like biscuits and gravy, chicken style.
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    Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

    Try some talc on those balls.