If they were to attempt The Divine Comedy it would have to be Lord of the Rings level awesome and length, including all sequels/prequels to do it justice.
Of course they're that stupid. There's people out there that will buy a Ferrari, replace the headlights on it at $900 a pop, when they can go to Nissan and get the EXACT SAME ONES for $90.
She's black. She's got in because of DEI. It's that simple. No need for long diatribes or defending it. She's black... She got in because of white people guilt. Probably. Definitely.
I always picture HOA leadership to have German accents.
"Your inferior birdhouse is improperly zoned, you brought forth the full discontent of the Home Owners Association Socialist Party. Zee bird house will have to be...eliminated."