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My mom did a shoot like that in the 80's for my father. The pictures were hung up in their bedroom. Weirdest. Childhood. Ever.

Yeah she is nothing good. Give me Ashlynn Brooke or Madison Ivy any day.

Most of you probably already saw my dick anyways

It's fucking greek yogurt

I'll never reveal the truth to the mystery

Slight story time. My wife was very shy to give me blowjobs, basically "no." I asked her why and she said her old boyfriend forced her to do it and forced her to swallow (I would strike him if I met him). She also said she wasn't very good at it and didn't know what to do. I didn't really press...

Now I find out lindz does anal, the world is a cruel and unusual place

I got my wife close once, was laying out the pros and cons and she was nodding her head and you could tell the wheels were turning. Then out of nowhere she snapped back and went "NO WAY. I POOP OUT OF THERE" and that was it. If I asked if she'd put in a butt plug she probably would die from...

I am happily married to a crazy person. With the move and new career I am fairly stressed, to say the least.

Might be an unpopular opinion but fuck new opeth

Do they still show salaries?

At the end of high school I had to take anxiety meds and basically couldn't go out anywhere. I still wanted to fuck my girlfriend raw every minute. Can't explain that

As funny as this show is, when he started presenting the compression stuff and getting his Weismann score I was genuinely feeling really happy and pumped for him. Like.. I knew it was a show.. but I thought it was great.

We will need Mean Jerk Time (MJT) and have to calculate using the fact that you can jerk 4 dicks at once if there are 2 on both sides of you tip to tip - varying girth will affect this. Also dicks will need to be hot swappable. Sweet another Madden... yawn.

What needs to be fixed in this game? Honest question

Could we go even more basic and say a loss of libido is something along the lines of natural selection? Mental, physical, or otherwise. We are animals after all.

Glassdoor used to be really awesome with being able to look up average salaries and stuff. Now I don't think they list salaries anymore and you need a subscription and shit.

Damn Olebass.. damn. No words. You are a saint.

Fucking jerk off science. Never laughed so hard. Especially when Jared said they had been out there for 2 hours.

I worked with a married couple before. The wife once told me that her husband had wanted sex and she said no and went to bed. Said she was awoken being blasted in the face. Her husband tossed her a towel, said "clean up" and he went to bed. Sometimes you gotta be alpha as fuck.

I agree. At the time I thought he knew about me, we had been dating for a year in high school and everyone knew we were together. Maybe he lied, I don't know. I punched first and asked questions later. It is the only time I've ever punched another human being in my life.

My marriage was founded on the principles that every man has a right to a wet dick. Without that.. what are we? I'd still bring it up after the surgery and not let it fester. My wife, before we got married, turned completely off to sex. Stress, job, wedding planning - all of those combined...

Never change. My brother one day decided he hated my neighbor so he dumped a bucket of of bullfrogs in the driveway and chopped them up with a shovel. So far he is working a corporate job and has not murdered anyone (to my knowledge).

Thinking back on this, doesn't the time for it to fall of your credit vary state-to-state?

Do you think they'd add more skeletons or something?

I had a girlfriend in high school cheat on me with some little twerp. I beat that kid's ass and he didn't even know who I was when I did it. He just thought some random dude beat the shit out of him (he didn't even know she had a boyfriend). I wonder how I wasn't arrested.

That's alright, once I had a dream I would platinum this and decided against it. Backlog is too big. This is definitely game of the year for me. I only have from the shrine of amana until the end left.. probably skipping some of the last few optional bosses.

IT WAS A JOKE ALRIGHT Btw, never been attracted to exotic women of color.. but seeing Missandei nude was most excellent. Party on, Wayne.

When someone in my stepfather's family was 12, he lured a little girl (5) that was at church with her family into the basement and he brutally raped her. Since he was underage, he got sent to juve and was just released a couple years ago at 18. Do we believe this to be a fair punishment?

plz I play this game like a true bro, I have never and will never use coop on a boss. I haven't even been human since the first 3 minutes of the game.

You should've used some line like "It's a $1500 fee to suck another dude's dick in my house"

God we have a beer hipster in the crowd. I don't drink beer, I don't know the difference. Stoneheart's appearance was always one of my favorite parts of the books (I know.. I know..), she better be in the goddamn finale.

It truly doesn't

IIRC it's 10 years, but I could be wrong. Basically what I learned is to handle collections you want to get it in writing from either the collection agency or the original debtor that you will get a "pay for delete." Essentially if you pay this debt, it will be removed from your credit...

When you do NG+ do you lose all of your gear/items?

I told her no tonight and she got all pissy but I didn't care. I fell asleep early and finally got some goddamn sleep. Forgot the best part. She woke me up at 8pm and told me dinner was ready. It was homemade pizza. Best wake up ever. Then she gave me a hummer in the bed.

Yes, you do deserve better. Even if you didn't start dating right away getting out of that is better for you man. Please keep us updated. I feel responsible like a father now. Sort of like how I feel about onoes.

You look to be in good shape with giant fucking calves. Dude you're gonna do alright. You gotta promise us you are considering ending it though.

If you think it's moving too fast then it is.

I'm not even worried about Olebass' dick death right now. That relationship sounds straight up bad.