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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't doubt some people can get in serious shape doing Crossfit, and I don't doubt a lot of hot women do it. It's a fad right now, I get it. The cheerleader here pushes for it. My problem is when out of shape people bust into it and hurt themselves. It has a really bad reputation for that...
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Crossfit is a bunch of sketchy trainers pushing people to lift weight far above what they can and people getting seriously injured.
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Gif didnt work
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    Dark Souls 2

    I am still using my claymore. Even if it scales terribly.. I enjoy it ; ;
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What you basically described was a bachelor's life. You basically have a person that is taking care of the home right now and that is it. Is there an emotional attachment? I don't mean to be crass, but she sounds like a piece of work.
  6. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Nice upgrade man!
  7. Noodleface

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    And yet we've seen adults murder for stranger things
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ours are usually like that too but it's more like: "Fuck... here it comes.. ahh.. holy sh *gasp for air* holy shit I am out of shape.. we need to go to the gym" "O-*cough* ok" Meanwhile it was a 30 second smash session.
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude that sounds like a really unhealthy relationship. Here's my question: She cooks and cleans I guess, but what is she really bringing to the table? Your "girlfriend" sounds like my mother. If my stepfather left her, she would be jobless, pennyless, no marketable skills with nowhere to go.
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Should I tell my wife to go to the gym because I won't pound that ass unless it's TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT! ?
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife got in insane shape for the wedding.. right afterwards though.. you know. Have that talk dude.
  12. Noodleface

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    My whole problem with trying them as juveniles is that this was pre-meditated (February). Come on.. you can't tell me that pre-meditated murder should still be counted as children in this case. Whether or not they had some mental capacity or foresight to truly understand what they were doing...
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Same with me but I lived with her for 5 years. It was a formality, me dropping stacks of cash, going on a 2 week vacation, and her changing her name. That was it.
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tenks I wish I could go back to the 2nd week marriage problems.. I wish.. Welcome to the club.
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I get heightened driving senses when it's going on. It's weird.
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    At 30 it's pretty non-dangerous, I don't jump if my wife reaches for my dick. When I was 17 I had a girl do it right after I got my license and I seriously almost caused a major wreck on the highway.. Downside was I didn't read the signs and thought she was just trying to put her hand on...
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wish my wife was like you lindz. I mean she has the same name, roughly the same age, way smaller boobs though, we just bought a house. Unfortunately, breaking her out of her sexual safe zone is not only extremely difficult, it is extremely tiresome. I've gotten her to give in a little bit and...
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The answer has been staring us in our faces the whole time. chaos, you need one of these. a lindz
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    Playstation Plus+

    I loved Ni No Kuni. A lot of handholding, but beautiful graphics and storyline.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Dude there are so many fucking hipsters in that video I can't even fathom it. The amount of craft beers and black-rim glasses is staggering.
  21. Noodleface

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    I have no problem charging them as adults because they're fucking idiots. At 12 I knew not to stab people to death, and surely I wouldn't have done it based on a mythical figure. Here's to hoping they get what they deserve in prison.
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know right. Here's the crazy thing. I'll come home and she'll go "we need to get another chair" and in my mind I'm going "If we just do this one thing maybe I can relax." It's never-ending. It's like she has this huge list in her head but she's only giving it to me one at a time.
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My balls tuck into my body when I cross their front door threshold and only come out from hiding when we are miles down the road.
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you guys should have a real conversation about it, depending on how sensitive she is to the issue. My mother-in-law got a hysterectomy and turned into nothingness. She has a man's haircut now, dresses like a man, and made her husband move to a separate room. I don't mean to scare you...
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Definitely need a recharge. I should mention that since I graduated in December (from engineering which = 2 hours of sleep per night) I haven't really had a break at all. We immediately were looking for a house.
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I vent here mostly. I won't come here to say "everything is great, just checking in." I don't blow up very often, it's the way I am. I bottle a lot of stuff, turn the other cheek, etc. When I do blow up, usually it's big and I'm really pissed off. The soda spilling on the floor just...
  27. Noodleface

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    The best part is slenderman was "made up" only a few years ago. He is not in any folklore or anything. 12 year old girls are stupid though.
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've been debating such a list for a long time, it would be close to your 80:1 ratio for sure. Even little things like always stopping at the store on the way home pisses me off. I wouldn't mind it if she would just cool it even for one day. We moved in around one month ago and it's been a...
  29. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    Similar thing happened to me with a Sprint account. $100 for some random collections agency and I had never used Sprint before. It was easy to get it removed, but it took so long that it went off after we got the mortgage - it definitely caused some issues during the application. If I had pulled...
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My cousin has been married for a couple years now, he has two kids (2 and 4). Never really understood why he got with his wife, but it was his decision so I accepted her. Last week he came home with a 21 year old hot piece of ass (10/10) before she had left to go to her parents with the kids...
  31. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Agreed. He was much more likable in the show too. I think they wrote him this way because they wanted to stab viewers in the heart before they give them a hand job in episode 10. The guys that did the special effects for this deserve a medal, that looked pretty brutally realistic. Tyrion's...
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    A true happy ending. I'm sure Jeantel will now become a productive member of society. I have all the faith in the world.
  33. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    You think that's hot? I climbed to the top of a Mayan ruin in Belize and the top was above the ceiling of the rain forest. Must've been 3000 degrees or more.
  34. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    On this topic. I absolutely hate when fast food places fuck up my order. The one exception is fries and onion rings. I never order the rings, always fries. But when they mess up and one onion ring lands in my fries, that's alright. I'm cool with that. I half-expect they do it on purpose.
  35. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Everyone enjoys their own brand
  36. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Yeah I swept up most of the fur last night but I can't get that shit out of the rugs with a super extreme vacuum.
  37. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    True enough, I did not properly terminate my if-then-else logic.
  38. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Doesn't play LoL.. confirmed not to be a faggot
  39. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    They're pretty nice (original, refinished), my wife has this habit of covering them with stupid fucking rugs.
  40. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    It's actually a Cojack (yes, they call it that) - a Corgi/JRT. I need a picture of the ears for you to get the full effect. As you can see, not quite as small as a JRT, while still retaining the retarded shape of a Corgi: