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  1. Noodleface

    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    They have always been like this. Much like Column in the PS4/Xboner thread, TJ is like a moth to the flame in General.
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    Home Improvement

    It's a really cool dog, but it is kind of a jerk. When we moved in she immediately decided no one was allowed to be outside in the entire neighborhood. She does this howl-bark thing at people that walk by. She has made some friends in the neighborhood too, including a Doberman that weighs at...
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    Home Improvement

    Couple things. We live in a very quiet neighborhood so not much traffic. Additionally, our dog loves to harass people that walk by and generally loves to just sit out in the grass and 'watch' the neighborhood. Cost wasn't really a big deal, the wood stockade was $5500. While it's a bit more...
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    E3 2014

    Yeah man at first I thought it was an employee of Walmart, but he was decked out in MS gear and was even wearing a MS backpack. It was Sunday at like 5PM too, really weird time to be pumping Xbones.
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    E3 2014

    I was at Walmart last night and they had a MS rep there trying to sell people Xbones. It's kind of weird because it was a hole-in-the-wall store in MA. Are other stores doing this too? I assume it must be because of E3. His lines were so dull. A kid asked him why he should get it over PS4 and...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Request name to be changed to Zombie McCheese until we are notified otherwise
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    E3 2014

    I enjoyed Parasite Eve but wasn't the game like 6-10 hours long?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    RIP in peace
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    The Fast Food Thread

    onions are healthy
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    The Fast Food Thread

    this fuck bout to get rekt
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Krassus you new around here dude? You wandered into the wrong fuckin' neighborhood.
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    Home Improvement

    I got our final quotes for the fences. Home Depot wanted $5000 to do the chain-link, and some local company gave me a quote so high I found it offensive. I told the Home Depot guy I was good and didn't need any more info. Lowes quoted me $3100 for the chain-link so we're going with them. It...
  13. Noodleface

    Maleficent

    A slew of friends saw this over the weekend. From what I gathered: 4/4 females loved it 0/4 males liked it, even a little
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that needed clarification
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    Dark Souls 2

    I have a feeling the Claymore will last the rest of the game. I have the Mastodon Greatsword but it will take a bit of farming to buff it up enough. I might just use the Claymore and then use my Large Club for bosses. I'm through Drangleic Castle now and into the next area, Shrine of Amana...
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    Dark Souls 2

    It's at 20 or below I think. As for spells I typically enjoy playing melee only in these types of games so I don't put any focus into that. Might not be ideal but I enjoy it. I'll look for that mastodon sword.
  17. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I have the pursuers ultra great sword but not sure i like the move set yet. Is there anything similar to the claymores move set that is B or greater in str scaling?
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    Dark Souls 2

    I should also mention I've been putting a lot into str, end, and a few other minor points in other slots. Using large club +8 was absolutely hilarious on the old iron king as it took like 5 hits. Scorpion lady barely even got to move when I hit her
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    Dark Souls 2

    Heh I was wondering why shrine of winter opened early. I went the wrong way and when it opened I went "hmmm this makes no sense." I did kill all 4 though so I am in the clear. I haven't seen any of the other weapons Ronne referred too. I just enjoy the claymore move set. Are they similar?
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    Dark Souls 2

    Found a claymore and upgraded it to +10 and it is a beast. Same or roughly same moveset as Drangleic sword. I love it, will be my main weapon until the end. What should I put on it with the dull ember enchanting guy? Does it matter? I play a sword/shield dude and do no magic. I went on a tear...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    In general diet soda tastes like shit. Diet mountain dew tastes great though. I hate regular mountain dew as well.
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    Bloodborne

    I exclusively game on my PS3. I would imagine that this game will be a slightly more modern Souls game, with primitive guns making a showcase. Abysmal reload times of course so you can get knocked down by everything.
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    Bloodborne

    I totally see myself getting prepared with copious mountain dew and ramen noodles for a long gaming session and just immediately falling asleep
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    Health Problems

    No. Type 2 doesn't require insulin unless you get pretty bad. I was diagnosed around 5 years ago and try to keep everything in check. The big thing for me that spikes my blood sugar is carbs. Sugar and carbs go hand-in-hand, but more often than not if something is higher in carbs it affects...
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I ask this question about every MMO that comes out. Is this game going to suck dick after 1 month?
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    Bloodborne

    I'm putting a couch in my office this week. Getting a nice TV for it as well. This could become a possibility
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    Apple agrees to buy headphone maker Beats for $3bn

    I would bet that Dre fucked way more bitches than Woods over his life too
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    Weight Loss Thread

    The funniest part is I only drink diet soda (mostly). I prefer diet mountain dew to any other soda.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You have ascended. Welcome to heaven. McCheese is our one and true god.
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    Health Problems

    It's honestly not as bad as people truly thing. People think it is a death sentence. If you catch it early, stay on top of medications, exercise frequently, and change your diet to accommodate your new condition it's fairly easy to maintain. I've also heard that if they catch it very early...
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    Bloodborne

    Agree with XXEXX, I work 48 hours a week sitting at a computer, and even more at home just taking care of things like bills/banking/whatever. Last thing I want to do is sit at the computer to play games. Several years ago it was all I did .
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    Breaking Bad

    To be fair, he could be referring to that.
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    Bloodborne

    I prefer playing the way it was meant to be played, not on shitty ports
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    Weight Loss Thread

    What? I happen to enjoy soda but I don't really enjoy sweets (candy, cookies, ice cream, etc)
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The chart shows cooked poultry at 3-4 days. I stopped arguing with her a long time ago. She used to try to make me eat it and finally I just said "I literally cannot eat this shit"
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Health concerns why? It's definitely chicken as I buy it and make it.
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    Health Problems

    If you have any questions about type 2 diabetes feel free to ask me. I've had it around 5 years now. It sucks, but is not as limiting as you'd think. Sorry about the other stuff
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    The Fast Food Thread

    My wife eats tacos with ground chicken. Should I get a divorce?
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    Breaking Bad

    Let's be honest, would you do that even without the announcement?
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    What do you do?

    Let's not bring that up, that got really creepy really fast