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  1. Noodleface

    RPGs of 2014

    Glad I'm not the only person that despises handhelds. I'm 30 fucking years old, I don't want to have to hold some tiny-ass console in my hands just so I can play decent RPGs. How hard would it be to port to the Wii/PS3/PS4? Probably not hard at all. It's bullshit and I'll never give in. Maybe...
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    RPGs of 2014

    Anyone played Banner Saga? Worth my time? I know there's a thread but there's like one dude playing it.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I felt caffeine helped me get motivated to lift more, and since a lo carb Monster is all of 20 calories with no sugar it really wasn't too bad. It has weird stuff in it, for sure, but it helped.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Your next upgrade is a better guitar stand. Go Hercules or go home
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    Computer Issues

    Right, for instance EQ2 will run better on a higher frequency single core than a multi-core of slower speed as it was never optimized for multiple cores.
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    Computer Issues

    Are games even really optimized for multi-core yet? I know they utilize some multi-threading, but I always thought they still relied a lot more on clock speed still.
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    Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

    This teacher's aide (Kaity Pearson) has been put on administrative leave after her pictures were found. They're all non-nude and professionally done, so I don't know why: I'll sayNSFWeven though she's not fully nude https://www.facebook.com/ModelsManiaMagazine?ref=stream This is up in...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I am a believer. Take me raptor jesus
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I don't really care because I bought the superior console, I'm just saying if I had bought a boner I would be pisd as fuk
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'd be offended if that game's remake didn't run around 60 FPS, isn't that the whole point? Thanks Obama.
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have no major health issues or anything, I just don't want anyone there while I'm shitting. I'm the same at work, don't really like shitting in the stalls but I do it anyways. I'm also entirely disturbed by the noises the 40+ year old dudes make when they're shitting. It's akin to a torrent of...
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not into water works my friend. I didn't marry a human toilet, but I guess I missed the invitation.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just a personal thing bro. One day she asked if she could watch me piss as she had never seen a man piss. She sat there and watched piss come out of my dick and into the toilet. It was fucking weird.
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yep, exactly. My wife kept doing the same thing. She would say "What? We're married", yeah so what I don't want someone in here while I'm pushing turds out. Now she always walks into the door trying to open it and goes "Why do you always lock the door now?"
  15. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    coincidentally there is a whole subforum Retard Rickshaw
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    Dark Souls 2

    Finally pre-ordered today, can't pass up the metal case. Still got my FF12 metal case
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I used to use some pre-workout thing but I can't remember the name, it was like NO-xplode. I used NO-xplode with my brother and he had to go to the hospital because it caused him to have a panic attack about thinking his heart was going to explode. I noticed the pre-workout I used had a lot...
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    Favorite T-shirts

    +1 +like hipster fucks
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    Rust

    My point wasn't the degree to which you can avoid death, but things that are threats to you. You can die from hunger, as I did my first spawn.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Never disrespect Randy Rhoads again
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    Rust

    Animals, falling, hunger, injuries, zombies, cold (maybe?)
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    Rust

    Look at the map online and try to navigate to a common area
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    He's thinking about it man, even if he's not saying it. We've already got him trying to paint his les paul in metal colors. Next week he'll have an EMG 81/85 in there with a shirtless t-shirt on. Soon enough he'll be arguing what album In Flames sold out on.
  24. Noodleface

    Rust

    I might come to your server, my brother might too but I'l have to warn him about the mile high club he's so fond of.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Is the dick-waving and name dropping done?
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    Board Games

    I don't mind, just didn't want a bunch of 10 year olds or something and me an adult.
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    Board Games

    Then I will fit right in
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    Board Games

    Ended up grabbing pathfinder. Our group started out as 6 but now we have about 10-12 people interested, so I'm thinking at least a few will want to play this. Also a local game shop does Pathfinder groups 1pm-5pm on Saturdays and I'm thinking about going. As a 30 year old man that has a job...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Join us.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    You are no longer allowed in this thread after your comments on painting a Les Paul orange.
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    Rust

    The admin asked my brother what the point of his mile high tower was. My brother told him he had a bag at the top and spawned there. Came back on and the mod had removed all stairs and my brother was sitting at the top alone. Justice.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I forgot to download don't starve and was over my parents and thought "I better download that". Opened the app on my iPhone, downloaded the game, came home and it was waiting for me. Favorite feature of this gen.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I don't think it's bad. I'd pay $4.99 for it, not $16. It's my favorite RPG of all time, how could I resist?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Once the fart barrier was broken for us it was much easier to be free as well. Can't remember who broke it. I think during sex once at climax a couple farts shot out of my ass.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Should have her stop looking at the scale and just look in the mirror. Much easier to do when you see results rather than watching a number that fluctuates based on water and fecal retention.
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    Home buying thread

    My car got broken into in my in-laws driveway while we all were asleep and homeowner's covered that (minus the deductible - they stole over $2000 in equipment from my car, stupid I know). Isn't that what the insurance is mainly for?
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I pull that on my wife when I don't feel like talking to her on the phone anymore. I happen to do it quite a bit (not a phone talker). Just saying.
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    Dark Souls 2

    There is a run called SL9 Dickwraith?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Why does SE think they can charge so much for their mobile releases? Their prices are fucking absurd.