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  1. Telestin

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    My brother, who was very religious, used to love telling people this in casual conversations . . . "You know, we are fortunate that they crucified Jesus instead of stoning him to death. Instead of doing this (he makes the sign of the cross) we would be doing this instead (starts punching...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Lesbians can't open cans of tuna. When a chick swallows your load, how many weeks is it appropriate to wait to kiss her again?
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    The Video Thread

    Just a short time-lapse video I took
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    Amazon Echo - no thread yet?

    I rather enjoy the Echo. The speaker is surprisingly good for how small it is. I find it to be really helpful for traffic updates before I leave the house. I am looking forward to when it will work with my Sonos sound system. I try to trip it up from time to time, and my favorite one thus far...
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    Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare 2016

    I stayed away from shooters before finally breaking down and buying Advanced Warfare. So, I don't have the experience that a lot of people have with the genre. That being said, I am really enjoying the Modern Warfare Remastered game. As for Infinite Warfare, I'm not done with the campaign yet...
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    Westworld

    For me, it had some good points and bad points. I thought that Louis Herthum (Peter Abermathy/Dolores' father) was absolutely brilliant. A couple of the scenes featuring the Westworld staff were horribly overacted . . especially that scene toward the beginning where that one dude literally...
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    dogs are chill

    This beagle in the picture I got when he was about a year old. He was living in a crack house and was severely abused. He was completely shell-shocked when I got him. He is the antithesis of a beagle. When I let him outside (I am always with him) I don't need to put him on a leash. He doesn't go...
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    dogs are chill

    This is my beagle. His name is Buddy. He has relaxing down to an art form.
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    The Metal Thread

    It's not metal, they said. Maybe not, but this shit is flat-out legit.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Just bought it two days ago
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    Best Covers

    Maybe not thebest, but absolutely one of the oddest. Rob Halford and BABYMETAL perform "Painkiller" and "Breaking the Law"
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Hannah Minx.
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    Veronica Rodriguez is pretty, but as a person she's the very definition of a tool.
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    Marvel's Daredevil

    After watching several episodes of season two (no spoilers), I can say the same thing I said about season one. The best thing aboutDaredevilis the supporting cast. Foggy, Karen, Castle (and, course, Fisk from last year) are all terrific thus far. The worst thing aboutDaredevilis...
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    Tom Clancy's The Division

    It's difficult and unfair to judge the game by open beta (I did not play closed beta). I'm not gonna lie. I'm fairly disappointed in what I've seen thus far. The PVP is fun, but I found the PVE to be lacking. It will be interesting to see what the game is like upon release. I'm in no rush to buy...
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    Marvel's Jessica Jones

    I finished watching the season, and I am very mixed about it. I feel that the biggest thing I didn't like about Jessica Jones was the same thing I didn't like about Daredevil . . the lead actor. I thought Daredevil was far more interesting when Charlie Cox was not onscreen, and I felt pretty...
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    Your games of the year!

    I'm going to list the games I enjoyed, and the ones I didn't. My favorites: Forza Motorsport 6 Star Wars Battlefront The Golf Club Rise of the Tomb Raider Big Disappointments: Fallout 4 Black Ops 3 Halo 5
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    Fallout 4

    Having never played a Fallout game before, I picked up Fallout 4 based on the recommendation of friends and co-workers. My first impression was that I was pleased that the game was very noob-friendly. I didn't feel completely lost because I had not played the other games. That being said, I...
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    Post Your Pet

    Everyone who meets Bailey the Beagle always say the same thing . . "That's the happiest dog I've ever seen."
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    Halo 5 : Guardians

    For me, Halo 5 is mediocre at best. I pre-ordered it, played it for two days . . and honestly have not fired it up since. Ultimately, I just find the campaign boring and the multiplayer is just average. But hey, if you like the game and you're getting your money's worth out of it . . great!
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    Return of Reckoning - Warhammer Online Private Server

    I miss this game. I am a former Mythic employee (worked exclusively on WAR), and I think it would be a hoot to fire it up again. Yeah, there were a bunch of exploits in the game. But the CSR's were so busy with bots and racists (there was a TON of racism in chat), they didn't have a chance to...
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    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    When I was a freshman in high school, the first girl I ever brought home was Kelliene Fisher. She went on to be a LA Raiders cheerleader and had a recurring role on the TV show "In the Heat of the Night". I also went to high school with a former Atlanta Falcons cheerleader, April Parrish. I...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Those Asians

    I give this thread an A+. But there's not enough pixellated pussy.
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    Those Asians

    I'm ashamed to admit I know this . . but that guy in the background is the lead singer of the Pop/Metal band Ladybaby. They are kind of like a parody of the band Babymetal.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The dumbest shit I've ever seen on Facebook:
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My own daughter is also black. We have several mixed marriages in my family. Also Deirdre (we call her De) no longer looks like that. She has tons of tattoos now, including the word "Bella" (her nickname) in huge letters across her chest. I don't think she's taken any modeling pictures since she...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    OK. But, I really don't look that good naked. I mean, I'm no Caitlyn Jenner!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'll bite and post a few pics of my cousins: Deirdre Her older sister, Devina Christa Tori
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have a family reunion in two weeks. What rustles my jimmies is that my female cousins are incredibly beautiful (a couple have been posted by members on the pretty girl thread). This is awful for two reasons. First, I don't live in West Virginia. Second, their friends are gargoyles . . so they...
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    Bloodborne

    I never played Dark Souls or Demon Souls, so this is my first foray into a game like Bloodborne. I am having a lot of fun with this game. I really suck at it, but that's actually a good thing. It blows my mind how much fun dying can be! Hell, I died 4 times while creating my character...
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    Supergirl

    Supergirl is a frumpy soccer mom? Who knew?
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    Evolve - from makers of L4D

    I bought Evolve on Tuesday (release day) and played it for several hours. This game sucks ass so bad, I am literally angry at myself for wasting $60. I was playing with friends, and this is how it goes. You start a match with your friends, and you track a monster. You find the monster and you...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    What vehicle do you drive?

    This is NOT actually a picture of my car. Mine has a dent in it.
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    What tha hell is this Japan pop metal kid bop...

    Just saw this video from their concert in NYC a couple of months ago. Their band kills it, and when the lead singer takes the stage, she does a hell of a good job.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Yeah, Harmony remote doesn't work with PS4. But you really don't need it to. When you press the PS Button on your controller to start the PS4, your TV should automatically switch to the correct HDMI and the PS4 will be playable without using your remote to do anything. When you want to go away...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That is the whitest girl on Krypton.
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    please keep Scott Stapp in your prayers this Thanksgiving

    Oh, you're that fan that Alter Bridge has. Nice to meet you. I thought it was a hoax.