2023 AssHat Voting round 3

Loser Araysar

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - talks the talk, never walks the walk
Ambiturner vs. Lanx - one mental snap away from going to the rooftop of his store to shoot American Inventors
Pharmakos vs. Boozecube - perpetual faggot
Tuco vs. Foler - will not even get to the finals this year. what a pathetic loser
Mr. Sox vs. BrutulTM - why are these two even here?
Mist vs. Kirun - wanted to voted for Mist but then thought there's no reason
wormie vs. lurkingdirk - can't vote for the guy who's once a year clearly rigged competition prevents 70% of this board from blowing their brains out because maybe this year will be my year, gotta make it till November to see.
Chris vs. RobXIII - I just wanna see him lose later on

Excellent.

I have officially secured the endorsement of last year's winner.
 
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Zapatta

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Go watch Banshee and be left in awe of her magnificence.

Plays a character who says 'I'm Not a Whore'

Meanwhile in RL ....

Instagrams spunk on her back

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And pulls her tits out for giggles and updoots. She is a very special girl.


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pharmakos

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She never did it for me on Banshee honestly, largely because of the air of trashiness. Thats^ the first I've ever heard about her IRL but totally not surprised.

His cop partner tho, that chick ... Ho boy
 

Rathar

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Pharmakos vs. Boozecube
Tuco vs. Foler
Mr. Sox
vs. BrutulTM ( I vote for Mr. Sox E^46 times)
Chris vs. RobXIII
 
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Izo

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She never did it for me on Banshee honestly, largely because of the air of trashiness. Thats^ the first I've ever heard about her IRL but totally not surprised.

His cop partner tho, that chick ... Ho boy
Is it because she has no job?
 

pharmakos

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What's with the fetishization of labor? Most animals genuinely spend their time just chilling and enjoying life.
 
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Loser Araysar

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What's with the fetishization of labor? Most animals genuinely spend their time just chilling and enjoying life.

All this time you claimed that you're too disabled to work, but now you admit you're just a lazy piece of shit like we knew all long.
 
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Chukzombi

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Lurkingdirk might appreciate the help tallying up the votes homie, go count if you're impatient.
There is "the stare", which is gentle prodding. Then there is doing their job for them which is being an obnoxious asshole. I'm just a generic asshole.
 

pharmakos

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There is "the stare", which is gentle prodding. Then there is doing their job for them which is being an obnoxious asshole. I'm just a generic asshole.
lurkingdirk doesn't bless us with the AssHat competition as a JOB. It is out of the kindness of his heart.
 

Zapatta

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She never did it for me on Banshee honestly, largely because of the air of trashiness. Thats^ the first I've ever heard about her IRL but totally not surprised.

His cop partner tho, that chick ... Ho boy

Her being just as sluty in RL as she is in Banshee and True Detective is kinda hot. She is probably super fun.

50s boy would i GIF
 
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