Aliens and imploding simulations.

T̻o̬̙̠̕ ̬i̮̦͔̳̮̞̦n̳̲̻͢v͖͓o̥͎̠̦k̘͎̗e͕̘͎̝͙͟ ̰̤͎̭̝̪t҉̳͇̘̮̯h̡̤̠̼e̹̹̼̮͓ ͓̦͚͎͕̭̟̕h̡̺̗̙̦̦i̟̗̠͜v̳̼̝e̛͚̤͍̠̬͕-̛̗̘̭m̯̱̥̯̮i̻̳̞͚̜ͅn̝̝͚͚̣̠͢d͓̣̬̺̩ r̫̜̱͈ȩ̭̪̟̲̠p̟͍ͅrę̘s͚̖͓̮e͈̥n͏̩t͎̰in͠g̱͈̺͕̬̲̳͟ ͙͖̦ch͉̫̖̩͉a̺͇͇o̯͓̼̘̫s͍.
̻͚̜̱I̼̯̫͔͕͝n̯͔͚̼̪v̢̬̬̩̝̜̰o̴k̞̕i̦n̹͇̖͍͎g͢ ̝̝̯̫͟t̥͓̰͖̼̮he҉͎͍̥̭͕ ̹f̶̪e̝̹̯̜͉̳e̢͈̝̝͔̞l̛͍͉i͔͈͍̹͖̣͍n̬̤͚͚g҉͍̰̪̜̝̞̗ ̦̗̳̙̼͝ǫ͍ͅf̩͉̭̻̳̙̠ ̡̝̫̠̹̻̞c̣͇h̷̠͕a̰̲͈͉o͔s̝̰̰͟.
͇̠̤͕Ẃ͔͖̩̯i̡̹̜͇̫th̭̥͖̩̖͕ͅ ͏̘̣͈͖̭̙o̱̯̲u̶͕̖̳̮̼͉t̳͇̬̬̳̘̕ ̳͇̞o̘͉̼̯͢ͅr̷d̼͕̜e̟r͍͈̭͘.
̢̱̥̫̦Th͓e̻̘̖̦̦͙̗ ̞̜͉N̖͈̼̱͙͢e̖͍̮z̺̜͍͡p͇͖̩̣͘e̺̣͡r͖̹͙͖d̪͖̜̰i̴̟̯͙̲̜͙̹a͙͚̘̩͚n̵ ͎͎̪͡h͖͔̝͈͔̤̬i͇̤v̹̹̲̯ͅe̥̯̪̟͍ͅ-͎͓̩̣m͓̘̮͕̥ì͚͎̰n̩͔͍̰d ̣͍̬̕o̡̳f҉͇͕̣ ̟̩̫͝c̨͙͕͎ha̫̱̣͖͜o̥̝̞̤̪͔͘s͚̩̫.͏ ͕̫͓̦Z͕̪̻̼a̜̭͙͚̬͟l̢̖̫̝̬̺go̗̟̜ͅ.̞̥
̞̫͜He͚͚̜͓͟ ̫̪̻͔̦͟w̢̲͖̱͖̥͉̱h͟o͍̭̯̙̯͡ ̝́W̫͔͔͖̺a̤i̹̖ts̴̜͕͔̭̭̦ͅ ̸̮͕͙̬B̢̺̜̠̖͍ȩ̙hi̛ͅͅn̖d̮̠͙̱̰̤ T̟͕͘h̤̻̰͍̲̖̖e̪̖͖ ̸̞W͏̜̘̞a͎̤͖͉̠l̖͍̳̝̺͙̠ḻ.̜̝͚͖̦͇͠
̘̀Ź͈̝͔̘̝A̧̳̦͚̲͎͇̙L̠̗Ǵ͚̯O̱͉̙͔̫!̨͕̯

B̞̜͖̩̱̹ͦͮ̔͆̋̿̚̕ͅuͧ̅̄͒̑̈̓t̩͈̑ͮ ̳̺̱͈̥̖̿̓̂͗͌ͧͧ͟n͇̰̤͒ö̟̖́̓̃͒ͪͮ͟w͇̬̘̥͈͉̥ͣ̀́ ̬̥̲͋̊ͤ̒͂ͮ̓͞b̸̝͌̓̃ͪ̿̈́e̠ͩn̷̐̓̃ͬ̑̚e͈̺̤͇̲̠̭ͯ̊͗̾ͮ̄̊͝aͤ͂t̲͊h͕̬͕̀̄̎ ̗̩̇͋̉̑ͅt͉̫͂͆̽̐̈́h̴̻̞̘̜̍́̅̊̐̚ê̛̟͙̻͇͎̝̟ ̮͓̭̫ͤ́ͣ́ͯ̈́̇̀ͅh͙̞͔̯̩̠͗ͪ̀͆͐̽̚ͅuͬn̢̙̣̞͚̬͋͑t͇̥̞̝̞̼̔̚ͅe̗r͉̹̘̤̂̚'͙̩͎͎̋̃̇̾̿̈́s̟̲͇̞̝̜͢ͅ ̨̜͇͉̱͇ͬͅm̨͚̫͌ͥ̽o̴͇̦̩̝͖̲ͥ̋̀o̥͉͍̙͔̪͉ͩ̓ͣn̨͍ͣ̉̈ͯͯ ̴̙̻̥͊/̹̭̥̦̰̩͕ͥͦ̋̂͟ ̨͎̲͎̹̲̱̰̌͒̌͛ͬ̋t̯͇̮̻̖̟̍h̟͈̭̲͖͑ͭ͋̃̓̒̚e͔̯̹̠͔̞͊i̖̥̰͖r̤̮̭̞ͮ ͖̳̝̫͂̓̀̽͑͌u̷͙ͯ͑n̲̖̘̗̫͌͗̽l͖̭̜̗̓͂̈́͒ͅẻ͓̼̭ā̰̅̒s̷͖̖͉͕͎ͅͅh̟̪̲̑̾́ĭ͚̫̿̽ͨ͆̕ṉ̹̤ͧͯ͒̿ġ̿̀̽̈͠ ̬̬̅ͣ̍͗ͫa̓̅͊̐͂̓͏̬͉̩̰̹l͖͂̓ͪ̊͒̉ͩ͝ľ̜̤̖̼̙̙̩̿̋ ̛̙͓͖͎̞̏ͪ̓ͨ̅b̭͉̬̝̭͕̜ͪ͌ͣ̍ͩu̹̱͎̜͉̙͊̓̆͌̍̅͗ț̟̭ͭ̈̾̈ͯ͌ ̧̫̳̲͚̗̋̉ͫš̴͚̦̠̓ó͎̬̜̺̬̬ͦ̑̅ͯ͝ͅỏ͉͙̝̳̇̎̆͋́n ̛ͧ̇̒̎͊/͙̫̤̳̣̯́̍́̔̌ ͙̗̝̠͔͇͒̂͐͛̀͟B͍͕̙͙̟̗̓̒͊ͅr̼̰͙̮͚̍ͤ͐̔̈́͟i̵̜͚̭͇͛̎͐ͯ̎͂g͕̣͕̍̈h̹̼̠͖̮̰ͮ̅̃t̮̗̣̲͚̫̣ͮ̇̈͊̍̃̋̕ ͍̬̺̠͓ͭ͌ͬͫ̆ͪ͛b̹̝͕͈̋̀̐̓̀̈l͝u̴͈͗ͮ̃e̺̞̥̯̹̫ͥ̔͑̓ͩ͛́ ͍̺̥̫͉̂ͅl̴̜̻͙̬͕͎i̿̅ͩ̚͏̠̠g̯͎̦͓͞h͕̝̙̜̬̪ͩͦ͊̐ṭ̦͎͕̽̔̅î̱̤̉ͣͤ͑ͥͪ͞ň̵͇̙̗̥̩̗͊͌ͅg͇͖͖͍̜͗͂̎ ̻̤̺̪̜̱͓̊̐͊̐͠f̠̥̳̯̅̆͊̌ͪi̛̦̘̫̠͚̣ͭ̈̅̆r̪͕̹͈̮͍͇ĕ̦̹̟̹̃̏́͞ ̯͖̠͍̱͙̘u͉̯̬̜͊̀ͬp̺̩͇͂̔͌ͩ̾̚ ̱̗͆͐͐̐͗ͣi͚̳̙̞̾̓ͥͣ̏ͫn̖̼͙͢ ̙̥͔͎̘̱͖̅̀rͧ͒͡ȏ̽ͧ̓ͣơ̖̋ͣ̔ͣͯm͘ ̴̗͌/̹̼͚͈̚ ̯͙̘̯ͪ͑ͮ̋̐̓̊t̛͔̱͓͙̍̇h̷̯͖̥͎͇̙ě̥̹̖͕̩̱̞̆ͩ̈iͫ̎̃҉͕̙͍ͅr̩ ̝̱̙͓̻̪̆̄̆ͩl̷̏̀̓ͯ́͐e͉͔̦̱̓̍g̲̜͙̜ͦ́̔i̦͈̣̖̟͗ͤ͋ỏ̹̂͋̾̀́͡ń͖̂̔͛̔̓s̖̠͓͑ͪ̇ͩ̅̆ ̫͉͍͎̥̗͆̂͛̀ạ̣͍̩̓̋̓ͥͩ͋ͅṙ̬̻̱̙̹̌e͉̪̞͍̘̝͛ͫ̇̂͐̂ ̨̙̪͔͒͗ͣ̓ͩͬͣȓ̺̺̦͖̹̜͐͐̍͡e̢ͭả̴̻̜̗̭̳d̨̯̲̙̪̙̳̖̂ͣ̂̋̀͌̇y͚ͤ͂̋͟ ̶͍͈̣̱͎̯̆ͭͅt̢̖͖͈͈̹̥͒̇o̥̪̙ͅ ̶̟͂͐ͬ̆̚ḇ̸̫͙͔͕̓ͤ̃̎ͬͅr͔̻̩̫̻̊ͅi̛͍̟͙͖̩̥͙͑̂ͮ̎͑̏n̵͎̣̖̱̚g̫̯̬͑ͣͯ͗͑ ̬̼̰͉́̉͐̍͊̊ͦͅy̪̼̹͍͔̭ͧͤ͊͟o͍͓͕̲̥͖͛͑̚͞ͅu͎̝͉͔̝̭r͙ͤͯ̿ͥ̾͗ͅ ͔͔͖̂ͬ͂͒̀d̶͙̬́̃͑͑ȍ̺̣̺̜͑̄̽̚͘ͅö̬́̂ͤ́ͅm̢̦̟̝̺͊̿͒̽̃ͭ̾ ͔͉̣̜̞͓̼̽̆̓/̭̿ ̬̠̖̱̰̭̝̃̐ͩ̏̈ͪ̃P̹̟̪ͥͨ̂h̫̻̮̟̓'̽ͯͬ͗͗̓̂͏̹n̽̄̋̍̇ͨ͡g̣̙͉̯͋̚l̐͑̐͂҉̰͖̭̼̥̙ű̩̯̏ͯ͆̅̍ĭ҉̱̺̟̪ ̩̹͇̘̜̺̓̈ͭ͑̇̑̀m͙͉ͫͅg̠̝̠̙̥̹ͤ̎l̦̣̭͕̲͈ͥ͋̊ͫ̂ͣ͌w̯̙̠̟̯͐ͨ̂̽̽͐̾'̺̻̔͒̇ͨn̼͇͓͔͍̤̽̉̑̄̚a̤̳f̖̫̘̞͈̺̼͊͆h̼̻̹̙͚͍͗̾͗̊̃ͯͅ ̷̟̲͇̭͚̖̋ͩ̆͂̓C͉̝̏̐̊̓̇t̗̙ͭ͗̐ͣ̕h̝͇̞͎̤̑ṳ̤̩̪̜̞̈́̽ͮͮl̯̳̟ͣ͠hu̬͕̐̓̍ ̪̬̈̄̐̏̒̄ͮ͡R̤̤̫͙̗̣̼̕'̲͉̮͍̝͖ͨl͚̟̉ͬÿ̼̫͉̜̺́͆̑ͪ̚eͣ̾͠h̭̟̰̏ ͕͚̳̗̰̪͎̇̑̔̌ͥwͦ̒g͖͕̦̠͈̺͐̔̃̐̀a̓̔ͤ͏̘͉h̵̯̭͉̥͎̯̺ͤ̐ͧ͑ͫ̇'̬̝̦̝̞̘͍̀̾̾ͮ̆ͯn̦̜̄ͧͫ͛̃͆͗͢a̬͛̋̄̂͌̓́g̨̥̮̠ͣ͋̿̌̋ͅl̷ ͚̹̤̞ͧ̐ͥ̓̊̈́̆͠f̛̟̮̪̼̼͎̤͛͑ͧ̂̇ͭ̚ḫ̋ͫt̽͆a̗̟̮̯̘̠͋̈̿ͯ̾ͭg̺̝̝̺͚͎ͮ̉ͨͦ͊̇n͙̩̘͍̱̗͛̌ͯ̓ͬ̚͘ ̛͍̣̼͖̹̤ͯ̿/͈͉͓̣̍̑̾̀̓̊ ̣̺̮̐̄̉̕P̭̲̮̫̟̯͔͛͛͜h̡͍͓̺ͅ'͚ͯͯ̾̉ͨn̴̝̼̥̲̠̯̋̋̇̈́̄ͯ̃ͅgͥ̒l̸̪̤̟̼̦̹̏̓ͦụ̸̇̍̽ȉ͇̼̯̙̞̙̪͛̅ ͎̫͉̪̫͓̩̃ͯͮm̯ͬ̽̒̚͜ḡ̼̭̪̺̝l͍͍ͦ̌͑̒͌̍̔͟w̴̦̹̹̱̙̙̘̌̿̆'̜̝ͩͣ͘n̲͖͈͓̳͑ͫ̀̑͞a͇͕̼͕̼̻̱ͨ͢f̢̯̤̗̬̣̦h̝̼̯̻͈ͭͩͩ̈́̈ ͫ̂̈̅͟C͖͉̮̣͑̄͌͛̔ͩͨt̞̦̖̭͎̐̓̈́ḫ̷̑u̮͓̠̤̼̟ͮ̔́l̦͆́̄͋ͥ̈́h̳u̞̠ͣ͂ͦ͆̾͜ ̈̇͆ͭ͊ͥ͝R̗̺͖ͯ̋ͦͅ'̟̻̫͕͎̲̩ͯ͌ͣl̮͖̝̜̓ͮ̈ͫ̒y̷̻̹͖̺̙͍ͅeͫ͌̎̃̋͏͎̟͚͕͖̩ͅh̐҉͓̱̹ ̬͓̪̺̬̗͕̒w̺̰̃ͦg̤̯̯̲̳̙͑̅͑̅ͪ͗aͯ̄́͐̓͏̼͙ḫ̵̹͒ͦ͌'͎̼͓̻͙̗͚n̥̦͈ͣ͌͋ͬ̄̇̌a͚̘̥͕͎̐̒ͯ͠g̤ͥ̊̅ͧͬ̉̕l̞ ̼̠̼͠ḟ̪͖͈͎̿ͬ͐ͯ̉̊͢h̲͓̝͙t̛͚͙̭̳͙̗a̖̔͌g͐ͦͯň͂̍͌ͮ͂ ̲̼͔̠͐́̍̓̓̊/̔ ̺͕̣̣͕̇ͧP̩ͭ̅ͭ͑ͅȟͪ̄͏̖̪̙̮ͅ'̫̜͢n̲̺͋ͦ̃͆̃̽̋g̠̳̙ͦͅl͖̬̩̜̹ͧͫ͢u̖̭̭͊̓͑̾͂͒̒͞i̜̘͍͔̟͚͇ͧ̽͐̓̓̓́ ̹̓̉m̛ͥ̆̃g͐͊̈̍́l̝̼̱̩̱̜̥̈́ẅ́͆͌͋̍̎'̶̞̖͍̞̬͈̓̀̈́ͫñ̰̺͓͗͋ͨ͜a͇̮̤ͣ̚̕f̼̯̩͇̥̹h̢͕̬̬̟̞̘͍ͨͪͨ ̩͕͇̭͇͕̈́ͫÇ̍ͥ́t̫̱̗̺̞̗͚͗̎ͨ͐̄h͖̹͉̞̣̭̹̉͊ū̙͊͋̒̿̇l̥̠̯ͭͯ͆͒͒ḥͩ̔͑̍͊̋u͈̳̳͓ͮ̃ͅ ͎̭͇̍͗̍R̦͔͕͇̦̾ͥͥ̄ͧ͂̂'̰ͪ̾͌̎͗̕l͇̪͍̒̽͗͒y̞̤͕̬͈͇̽̎̏̒eͨ̽̎͐̈͋͒҉̰̣͖̲h̯͑͝ ̠̹̜ͥ͢w̦̙̻͖̳̖ͪͯ̏̌̾̕g̔a̗̖̱̘ͩ͗̉̽́ͅh̬̹̞͙ͫ̎'̝͕̱̖͔̘ͣ̑̉ͣ̋̕n̥͉̩̗̥a̙͑͛ͣ̇̂́g̬̦̪̤͒͋̅̃ͮl̅̇͑͊ͮͩ́ ̵̳̹̬̘͊͑̏̃̾ͬͬf̙͕ͅh̳̺͓̳͓͚̟̊̽͛͋̓̽̄͠tͥ̾a̧̟̪̹͓͇̗ǵ̅̉̑̓n̼̗̗̩̼̤̒̾ͯ̔ͧ̌ ̛̰̣̍ͩ/̅ͪ͗́ͮ̈́ ̀͗̓͛̄̈̋P̝̾ͮ̌̍́ͤ̓h̨̺̖͕͉̬̻'̗̖̜̰̤ͫ͗̊̆͑n̖̞̰ͭ̃̇̂ͨ̃g̷̦̞l̼͈̰̖̭̳͊̍ͦü͈͕̦͞i̼̖̙̎ ̵̠͖̲͇̦m̴̥̳̱̞̟͎̱͗g̟̮͉͆̂̏͊ͫ́͑l̿̿w̖̼̩̝̃͋'̩̝̗̜̞̦̤͛̾ͥ̅͋ͤͬn͙̼̙͔̤̎ͮa͏̳͇f̦̆͗̀h͎̘ͭ̑́ͅ ̮̼͓̮͈̞͖͊̂̾̂̅C̶͇̘͈̙ͬͫ̎̾t̜̯̣̪̊͊̉͂h͎̺̦̽̆̓̆̀͐̃u̯͙ͩ͋͑̏̓l̸͚͔̜̞̱̪̯̈ͬͨ̀̚h͖͊ű̥̤̣̯͗ͧ̐͆ͯ̅ ͟R̬̈́ͅ'̝̮̬͎̗̜̥ͫ͋ͭ̀l͙͍̦̞̑y̨̥̗͚̱ě̠̙͇͎́̆h̗̏̂ͭ̃ ͒҉̪̳̼w̸͚͚̳̳̩̏g̙̮͈̓̚̚̚ä̫͖̼̱͉̻̪́̂͒̆̑͆̿́h͗͗̓ͥ̀̆̓'̗̤̘͔̓͋͊̚͡n̗͎͙̒ͧ̀a̹͍̲͓ͬ̐̄́g̢ͤͦ̃̆l̼̼̘͎̗̏̈́ͨ̔ͩ̓́ ̼̻͛ͨ̍̎f͓̟̩͚̖͒́͑̉h̢̯̥̟͂̈̌̉̉̽ͨṭ̼̣a͎̠̣̪̰̗͚̍ͣ̍ͤ̃g͈̳͍̰͕̻̓ͅn̯̙̼̻̠̹͕͛

Ṯ̺̦͚̣h͈̬̟̘̟͇͚͟ȇ͎̞͋y͙̮̝͕̍̾ ͉̯ͬ͐ͭ͒̽̎̏c̩̠̦̞͍̈́̊̂̏ͥ̃͆ỏ̟m͇̦̭̯͛e͖̬̥͚̳̞͒̎̉͂͊͡ ͓̐͛͊͆̓̇̈́͝f̊̏̾͛̉ͧ̚ơ͖͓̻̰̒ͪ̎r̛̎ ̹̱̲̳̾y̯͕ọ͇̰̀̌ͭ͂̿u̼̓̀
̨̼̼̖͕̯̦̦Ḯ̤͍̄t̠͍̄̿ ͇̫ͩͫ̃͋͑̄i̳̜̒͋ͅs͊̄͌̿̄͗͜ ̴͌ͧ̓̄ͤ͛̐r̳̟͙͑̉e͗a͉͇̺̬̿ͦ̋͘l͕̙̜̺̺̤̭͛
̌͆ͧ̈̀ͨ͏̯̼͓̹̼̜W̯̩͌́̀́a̱̭̝͖ͮ͂̑ͤ͘ͅķ̟͔̳̗̉̽̆͒ͪ̏ͧeͧͭ̋̅͏̹̱̝̣̻͕ ̟ͥ̃̑u҉̪̺͔̝̗̗p̤̼̰̩̱̐̔̔ͣͧ͌

Jasker said:

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Subject 783929111 you are not permitted commentary at this time.
A redesign is in process and it will be uploaded to your consciousness when ready.
You are to recharge your sanity levels by enjoying the summer and permitting encounters that provide "satisfaction" and "fun" levels until that time.
Proceed as directed.

Erronius said:

Can't we just erase 783929111 and be done with it?

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The time-seers claim he is crucial to the coming conflicts. Personally, I just think they're confusing him with 783929107 (the Woodstock mistake) but you know how the boys down on floor 7321 can be. Bitch bitch bitch if you try to question their calculations.