Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

Cut.

Give up the internet for 1 year or lose the ability to have an orgasm for 1 year?

I am actually an avid recreational adult slow pitch softball player. I'm pretty good too. But I don't get the respect I deserve, because in addition to chicks, apparently dudes with beer guts also dig the long-ball and I am just a singles/doubles hitter.

What was the plan and how did it go horribly wrong?

opiate82_sl said:

What was the plan and how did it go horribly wrong?

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The plan was to get the job, get the house, get the "life" I thought she wanted, get the girl of my dreams. Got a different job, but still made decent cash. Got the house. She picked someone else.

Whats your worst fear?

What is your deepest most secret sexual fetish?

Yes, I do. I also don't see anything wrong with providing your own answer when you ask a question if you have a story to tell.

Even though it was a terrible idea, what were you willing to do for family or friends?

I would approach infinity for family or friends - I cannot think of anything in the normal world I wouldn't do.

Which superpower would you prefer - Perfect Shits: Never need to wipe your ass; or Perfect Toe: Never need to clip, never stub

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Which superpower would you prefer - Perfect Shits: Never need to wipe your ass; or Perfect Toe: Never need to clip, never stub

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Perfect shit for sure. I spend way more money on toilet paper than I do on nail clippers. I may have bought like 2 clippers.. ever.

Edit-- Forgot question. What's your favorite number, and why?

86, it's the year I was born and I thought it was cool as a kid that it's a term for getting rid of something.

Would you rather watch the entire royal wedding on tape, all 7 hours of it, in one sitting OR sing 2 hours of miley cyrus karaoke in front of a full bar of miley cyrus fans?

Watch the royal wedding. Much less work. 2 hours of singing would kill my voice/throat.

If you were only allowed to watch one tv series or one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Probably The West Wing, because it has everything in it, is very good and is very long! So by the time you see the last episode you are about ready to see the first one again!

What book/movie/game/whatever never got a sequel despite your hopes and prayers for one?

I'll say Outlaw Star. One season wasn't enough. At least Firefly got Serenity...

What's the most orgasms you've had in one day, and were you alone?

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What book/movie/game/whatever never got a sequel despite your hopes and prayers for one?

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The Fellowship of the Ring. Just seems like after all that walking they should've ended up up somewhere. Pity they never continued the story. I was always hoping they'd do something cool with that.

What inanimate object do you have an unhealthy obsession with? Food/drink doesn't count.. I'm talking about that troll doll on your dresser you got in the 5th grade and you can't bare to part with it....

11. I was 15 and home alone for the weekend, significant other helped me on the phone a few times, otherwise, just wanted to see how many times I could. By the end, it was more pain than pleasure.

Would you rather NEVER orgasm again (But still experience sexual desire/excitement) or be blind?

I'll keep my sight. I've blown my load enough times that I feel I could still be gratified by pounding a vagina into oblivion, never to be the one-minute-per-inch wonder that I am today. It never said anything about not being able to get it up, I just won't blast any swimmers. I can still bruise a kidney, and probably make it as a porn star.

Do you get rid of your shit at Goodwill or a garage sale?

Goodwill for the most part, garage sales are a pain in the ass. Also note that I am not very materialistic so I do not buy shit that I typically do not have a long duration of use for.

How many states have you visited (Stipulation: Stayed at least one night in)

I've been fortunate. I've been to 38 states, and Mexico.

Who is the most famous person you've met personally? (At least shook hands.)

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I've been fortunate. I've been to 38 states, and Mexico.

Who is the most famous person you've met personally? (At least shook hands.)

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(in)famous would be Sarah Palin. Strictly famous would be Scarlett Johansson, but I didn't know about her when I met her, so that doesn't count.

Q: What have you stolen from your best friend?