More then once, but I would use a rubber and tell her it was because of (insert bullshit)
What is your deepest darkest secret that you have never told anyone before.
What is your deepest darkest secret that you have never told anyone before.
Answer the question above you, no matter what it is
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so deep and dark that i can't even have it associated with my online persona
Why don't you eat Tofu? It tastes whatever you put it in, and if you buy Extra Firm the texture is like most protein.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Because men shouldn't eat too much soy product. It increases the bodies production of estrogen. Why do you think there's a stereotype of a effeminate men eating shit like that?
Wait, that's not my question. My question is, how long was the biggest dick you've ever sucked?
Wait, that's not my question. My question is, how long was the biggest dick you've ever sucked?
well it was my own in a dream, so about 13 inches.
Do you even bother bugging your g/f-of-a-long-time or wife for facials or butt sex anymore?
Ive never done anal. Never given. I dont know why, just never wanted to.
Whats the worst injury youve ever had and how did it happen?
Grumpus
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I grew up a Jehovah's witness so was used to going door to door (I am no longer a witness). I had a dream that I was going door to door with my mom and my little sister. An old man invited us in to talk about god and was very kind. As soon as we got inside the door shut and he explained that none of us would be leaving, that we would all die there for being gods messengers. His face morphed into a horrifying possessed shape as he explained that we would all fall asleep and when we did we would die. He sat down in a chair started laughing then fell asleep. In the dream we all suddenly became very tired and I tried furiously to keep my sister and mom awake. I feel asleep last after watching my mom and sister fall asleep and die. I woke up when I fell asleep in the dream.
I slept shitty for weeks after that, it was the most vivid dream I have ever had.
Do you read on the toilet?
Vandyn
Blackwing Lair Raider
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Yup especially if its a very good book.
Do you think we'll ever find a way to stop/slow aging?
If the aging thing is solved , will be in on the ground floor of suicide parlor IPO's. Most people can't keep themselves entertained for a few hours , a few decades or even centuries will be far beyond the normal hairless ape's coping skills.
Do you ever send people you loathe too nature bats last .com , just to shit all over their reality ? )
Do you ever send people you loathe too nature bats last .com , just to shit all over their reality ? )
If you've ever said "I'm bored" then fuck you, you don't get immortality.
Better 80's movie: The Great Outdoors or Uncle Buck.
Aaron
Goonsquad Officer
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Stockholm, Sweden. Fucking awesome public transportation, cosmopolitan atmosphere and hot chicks.
If EA Games were to buy out Valve and change all Steam accounts into Origin accounts, what would you do?
Rime
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Bitch and moan. Contemplate leaving the service, but ultimately stay because I have hundreds of games on my Steam account already.
What is your favorite holiday and why?
MLK Jr day. Random day off every year b/c i forget about it.
How many hours of your life approximately have been spent in front of a computer?
