Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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Does your spouse/SO know about your porn collection?
Yes, and she knows where it all is, though I'm pretty sure she deludes herself about the size. Last night I told her she sucked dick like a porn star and she got all indignant and asked how I knew how a porn star sucks dick. I was like, "Oh shit sorry, are we pretending I haven't watched a metric ton of porn now?"

What will replace the internet?
 

Gravy

Bronze Squire
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Global Thermonuclear War.

Which is Matthew Broderick's best film? Besides Ferris Buehler.
 

Bonch

Golden Knight of the Realm
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What do you want for Christmas this year?
Each year I ask my wife for a one-hour massage and a one-hour blowjob. Each year I get a video game. Maybe this year I'll ask for a video game...

Unicron or Galactus?
 

Salshun_sl

shitlord
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Each year I ask my wife for a one-hour massage and a one-hour blowjob. Each year I get a video game. Maybe this year I'll ask for a video game...

Unicron or Galactus?
Unicron for life. Still use it for my handle on 90% of online stuff.

Megatron or Galvatron?
 

Hatorade

A nice asshole.
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Unicron for life. Still use it for my handle on 90% of online stuff.

Megatron or Galvatron?
I thought Galvatron was just a powered up Megatron? Either way Megatron.

Would you rather fuck a clean under age hooker and risk going to jail or fuck a of age hooker with herpes and risk getting that?
 

naerik(maxx)_sl

shitlord
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I thought Galvatron was just a powered up Megatron? Either way Megatron.

Would you rather fuck a clean under age hooker and risk going to jail or fuck a of age hooker with herpes and risk getting that?
How underage? an eager 16 year old? or a 10 year old? If its 16, i'll risk it.

If there was ever revolution in this country, what would it take for you to put down the iphone and grab a torch?
 

Nevele

Silver Knight of the Realm
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Not much brother.. not much at all.

When did you realize you lost your faith in the system?
 

Aaron

Goonsquad Officer
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around 2003 when a friend made me watch a bunch of conspiracy videos. Now I'm a paranoid conspiracy nut.

If someone were to offer you money to spend 1 year on an uninhabited tropical island, with plenty of fruit and animals to eat, and fresh water, and to also provide you with plenty of survival gear and training to use it. What is the minimum amount of money you would want to take part?
 

Szeth

Trakanon Raider
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If someone were to offer you money to spend 1 year on an uninhabited tropical island, with plenty of fruit and animals to eat, and fresh water, and to also provide you with plenty of survival gear and training to use it. What is the minimum amount of money you would want to take part?
$200,000.000 after taxes. Would you sacrifice 1/2 of whatever he offered for reliable wifi internet and a computer with nothing but a browser?
 

Aamry

Blackwing Lair Raider
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No. I can masturbate to imaginary mermaids.

What is your least favorite sexual position?
 

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider
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From behind when he doesn't give me a reach around....

Trevor ? Franklin ? or Michael ? who is the best......
 

Tilluin

Molten Core Raider
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Make him do it as punishment for his insolence.

You have to have sexual intercourse with 2 girls who's ages add up to 20. How would you split it?
 

Blazin

Creative Title
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Make him do it as punishment for his insolence.

You have to have sexual intercourse with 2 girls who's ages add up to 20. How would you split it?
I would hope most people would choose death instead of being a monster. Even adding up to 30 would still be a sick question. I realize we are on the internet and it makes me a sandy vagina but you are a real piece of shit if you even contemplate such things in your head.

Hey guys look at me! Would you rather fuck a 5 year old girl or 5 one year old girls?

PS I hope you die in a fire
 

001001102

Silver Knight of the Realm
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Hey guys look at me! Would you rather fuck a 5 year old girl or 5 one year old girls?

PS I hope you die in a fire
Bro, you're a real piece of shit for contemplating such a thing in your head. I'd take a bullet to the brain.

Ok bros, masturbate or read?
 

Jx3

Riddle me this...
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Masturbate while i read, erotic Pokemon fanfiction is the way to go bro.

Swiss or Cheddar?
 

Sutekh

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Swiss, only fat people like Cheddar.

How fucked is Hoss' relationship with his wife.
 

001001102

Silver Knight of the Realm
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Who?

Is anyone too good for an ass whupping? Can you find justifiable reasons to kick an 85 year old woman down a flight of stares?
Bro, ain't nobody eyeball me like dat bitch did without catchin a ass-whoopin.

Why you tryna front like you ain't fantasized about throwing that racist old bitch down the stairs?