AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

lurkingdirk

<Medals Crew>
15,997
10,434
47d 9h 57m
Nominations are done! Here is how you vote:

Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted.

You have until Sunday to vote. At some point on Sunday, roughly 2 days from now, we'll move to round 2.

This is a single elimination seeded 44 player bracket. It looks like this now:

bracket round 1a.jpg


The bracket isn't perfect, but it's adequate. Don't get pissy with how people are matched, it's done by post count. There has to be some measure of how we ranked them, that was it this year. In the past people were ranked by reputation points, and there were so many sandy vaginas it was hard to believe, so this is it. Deal with it.

Vote! Don't worry if you don't care about some of the match ups, choose one. Go!

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon

 

Blazin

Creative Title
<Prior Amod>
1,985
1,679
32d 21h 5m
Teekey

H. A. Monkey

Ossoi

Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie

Jasker

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Sieger

Brando

Vanessa

ardesco

Foler
 
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: Mudcrush Durtfeet

hodj

Vox Populi Jihadi
<Bronze Donator>
29,258
15,562
59d 19h 46m
Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando
vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler
vs. maskedmelon

At least like 3 or 4 of these I dun even know who these people are or why they're on the list
 

Ignatius

#thePewPewLife
2,748
1,277
36d 23h 7m
Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest
vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando
vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas
vs. ardesco

Foler
vs. maskedmelon
 
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: Mudcrush Durtfeet

Void

We're America, bitch!
<Gold Donor>
6,881
3,172
40d 6h 22m
I don't usually vote in these, because no one really rustles my jimmies that much, but I gotta help push Mudcrush as far as possible, so any votes besides his I'm not really that invested in. But I gotta follow the rules and vote for all the brackets! Some I have no idea who they even are. So if I recognize your name and not the other, I probably voted for you just on name recognition. Like TheBeagle, I don't have a problem with him at all, and other than the obvious beagling reference to politics I doubt I could locate a reason why he might be an asshat, but I have no idea who H.A. Monkey is (sorry bro!), so Beagle gets my vote! I hear that's how the young'uns vote nowadays.

Essentially, you're all just casualties in the Mudcrush debacle.

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie
vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris
vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas
vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon
 

McQueen

Trakanon Raider
1,569
955
29d 21h 50m
Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris
vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon
 
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: Mudcrush Durtfeet

lurkingdirk

<Medals Crew>
15,997
10,434
47d 9h 57m
I don't usually vote in these, because no one really rustles my jimmies that much, but I gotta help push Mudcrush as far as possible, so any votes besides his I'm not really that invested in. But I gotta follow the rules and vote for all the brackets! Some I have no idea who they even are. So if I recognize your name and not the other, I probably voted for you just on name recognition. Like TheBeagle, I don't have a problem with him at all, and other than the obvious beagling reference to politics I doubt I could locate a reason why he might be an asshat, but I have no idea who H.A. Monkey is (sorry bro!), so Beagle gets my vote! I hear that's how the young'uns vote nowadays.
This guy gets it.

 

Lanx

Golden Baron of the Realm
25,003
40,693
107d 8h 24m
Teekey

TheBeagle

Ossoi

Uber Uberest

wormie

Lightning Lord Rule

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Sieger

Brando

Tarisk

Titan_Atlas

Foler
 
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: Mudcrush Durtfeet

OneofOne

Blackwing Lair Raider
4,042
1,895
49d 30m
I'm sorry, some of these I either disagree with, don't know, or just don't care about.

Teekey

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler
 
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: Mudcrush Durtfeet

Vanessa

SamDaMan's Dungeon Club
2,451
-3,544
64d 12h 58m
People don't read and the voting process is proof of that... this is the exact reason why I'm up for nomination here in the first place; my books posts have fallen on reactionary ears, smearing my stance on things!!!

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando
vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler
vs. maskedmelon
 

Hosix

All labs matter!
1,765
1,525
29d 18h 15m
Teekey

TheBeagle

Ossoi

Uber Uberest

wormie

Lightning Lord Rule

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Sieger

Brando

Tarisk

Titan_Atlas

Foler
 
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: Mudcrush Durtfeet