AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

Nominations are done! Here is how you vote:

Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted.

You have until Sunday to vote. At some point on Sunday, roughly 2 days from now, we'll move to round 2.

This is a single elimination seeded 44 player bracket. It looks like this now:



The bracket isn't perfect, but it's adequate. Don't get pissy with how people are matched, it's done by post count. There has to be some measure of how we ranked them, that was it this year. In the past people were ranked by reputation points, and there were so many sandy vaginas it was hard to believe, so this is it. Deal with it.

Vote! Don't worry if you don't care about some of the match ups, choose one. Go!

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon

Copy and paste the whole thing. Vote completely or you won't be counted.

wormie said:

That's dumb. Vanessa is my candidate.

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Void said:

I don't usually vote in these, because no one really rustles my jimmies that much, but I gotta help push Mudcrush as far as possible, so any votes besides his I'm not really that invested in. But I gotta follow the rules and vote for all the brackets! Some I have no idea who they even are. So if I recognize your name and not the other, I probably voted for you just on name recognition. Like TheBeagle, I don't have a problem with him at all, and other than the obvious beagling reference to politics I doubt I could locate a reason why he might be an asshat, but I have no idea who H.A. Monkey is (sorry bro!), so Beagle gets my vote! I hear that's how the young'uns vote nowadays.

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This guy gets it.