AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

iannis

Musty Nester
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This is the asshat thread. It's every OTHER thread that's the shitpost thread.

Plus I think you just hate jews.
 
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Titan_Atlas

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Please all vote for me, I'd like to make the second round against Mist who I will reverse Trump and we'll finally have a woman win. Also, is Ardesco a real person, I feel like i'm being shareblue trolled by the CIA in my bracket.
 
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AngryGerbil

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You're the only one saying that happened. I highlighted and bolded named just fine.

Seems to me you are retarded since you are the only one with these random problems.

That phenomenon has been happening to me for almost a year.
 
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Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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I'm not going to be able to vote this year, I finally broke down and ignored all the annoying trolls.

Bubbles Bubbles gets mad dapp for posting all the asian waifus I can't reach.
 
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Tarisk

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That bracket's a little wonky looking, but good job overall :emoji_muscle:


Vanessa vs. Tarisk - Too bad Tarisk got paired against Vanessa here, or he would have gone farther up the charts riding the same neg hate as Mudcrush.

I'm actually so happy with you all right now. I really thought i'd get far less votes than I have with someone like Vanessa.
 
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khorum

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi
vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris
vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler
vs. maskedmelon
 
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Tarisk

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On principle I didn't vote for anyone I've never heard of.

Serious question. I'm amazed you voted for me over Vanessa based on this logic alone. How does this work for that decision?

You even said my reacting only without conversing why you nominated me(I think, too lazy/not caring to find your post, so it might have been someone else). Vanessa has the opposite issue practically, at least in terms of posts and never knowing when to shut the fuck up.
 
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Titan_Atlas

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Serious question. I'm amazed you voted for me over Vanessa based on this logic alone. How does this work for that decision?

You even said my reacting only without conversing why you nominated me(I think, too lazy/not caring to find your post, so it might have been someone else). Vanessa has the opposite issue practically, at least in terms of posts and never knowing when to shut the fuck up.
He voted for you because he believed you would make this exact post, and out yourself as a faggot.
 
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rhinohelix

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Standard thread provisos for votes for people I don't know and don't think are actual asshats, no harm intended, there can be only one and these people (probably) aren't it, blah blah blah.

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi
vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris
vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas
vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon
 
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Erronius

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lurkingdirk lurkingdirk

What do I have to do to be a candidate? Be an absolute asshole to the ENTIRE forum for an ENTIRE year?

That's like...Screamfeeder levels of dedication.

Foler Foler should I do it?
 
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lurkingdirk

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The fact that FartBlog has any votes is remarkable.

lurkingdirk lurkingdirk

What do I have to do to be a candidate? Be an absolute asshole to the ENTIRE forum for an ENTIRE year?

That's like...Screamfeeder levels of dedication.

Foler Foler should I do it?

You have to be less likable. More of a complete douche and fuck head. Foler is the one to ask how to best do that, though Mudcrush durtfeet is doing a pretty good job right now. He thinks he can win by being annoying with negs. He can't. He's small potatoes.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Mudcrush Durtfeet Mudcrush Durtfeet

You are a total coward. Post some words, vote, or get out of this thread. You're a waste of skin acting as you are.

I'll not react again to your bullshit. Have a nice life.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
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What do I have to do to be a candidate? Be an absolute asshole to the ENTIRE forum for an ENTIRE year?

That's like...Screamfeeder levels of dedication.

Foler Foler should I do it?

I got you fam:

bracket round 1 erronius.png



Looks like you lost to a bye though, tough luck on that one :emoji_fist:
 
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kazjim

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest
vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando
vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas
vs. ardesco

Foler
vs. maskedmelon
 
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