AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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This is as retarded as the bold shit. Whats the point of coin flipping in a poll? Just roll a die now for the winner and call it a day.

Maybe he will let you run it next year and we can all vote in haiku where the first or last letter of each word correspond to random letters of the person's name. And the position of the letters gives weight to the vote.

Unless you want to be a nazi and institute your own voting code.
 
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wellijustdontknow

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Another thing, I have no idea what worfed or picarded, or half the shit means. I think haram means fat... What the fuck?
 
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Zapatta

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Amod Amod dont we have rules about not campaigning in threads other that ones specifically started for those purposes?
 
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Koushirou

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi
vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie
vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris
vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon

Hardest for me was Jasker vs. LLR since I don’t think either really belong in here. Jasker made that weird ass thread, but LLR never stacks on annihilators. Stack up, you fuck! <3
 
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Erronius

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What a fucking shitty bracket. Half these fuckers barely qualify.

Seems to me like we either need more asshats, the asshats we have need to step up their game, or we need to unban some people to spice things up.

Release Foler. Unban Tyen. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
 
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pharmakos

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Teekey

H. A. Monkey

Pharone

Sadre Spinegnawer

FartBlog

Jasker

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris

Brando

Vanessa

Titan_Atlas

Foler
 
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lurkingdirk

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Results of Round 1:

Teekey 59 vs. Julian the Apostate 1 - Teekey advances

TheBeagle 32 vs. H. A. Monkey 24 - The Beagle advances

Ossoi 46 vs. Pharone 7 - Ossoi advances

Uber Uberest 19 vs. Sadre Spinegnawer 37 - Sadre Sprinegnawer advances

wormie 30 vs. FartBlog 25 - wormie advances

Lightning Lord Rule 23 vs. Jasker 31 - Jasker advances

Zaide 9 vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet 47 - Mudcrush Durtfeet advances

Chris 38 vs. Sieger 16 - Chris advances

Brando 56 vs. wellijustdontknow 1 - Brando advances

Vanessa 31 vs. Tarisk 25 - Vanessa advances

Titan_Atlas 38 vs. ardesco 16 - Titan_Atlas advances

Foler 41 vs. maskedmelon 19 - Foler advances

Go to the new voting thread for round 2 here:

 
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