AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

BoozeCube

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie
vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris
vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate —— no idea who Julian is but he pisses Titan off so he can’t be all bad.

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey —— I like the term beagling, so in spite of having no clue who Monkey is...

Ossoi vs. Pharone —— I don’t know Pharone and Ossoi kind of owned himself hard.

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer —— I went with who had the more idiotic name

wormie vs. FartBlog —— “ “

Lightning Lord Rule
vs. Jasker —— I am still salty about the Mist rickshaw incident :emoji_wink:

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet —— don’t know Zaide and mudcrush seems salty about it already.

Chris vs. Sieger —— flipped a coin

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow —— he seems like he would be a slaty cunt about it

Vanessa vs. Tarisk —— He knows why.

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco —— God’s will.

Foler vs. maskedmelon —— Foler would wear it like a badge of honour so what’s the point.
 
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Chris

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule
vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris
vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler
vs. maskedmelon
 
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lurkingdirk

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My friends, I absolutely did not consider how hard it is to bold on mobile, and for that I apologize. So delete the other name and just leave the one for whom you are voting. That works for me.

But vote completely. Do the whole list.
 
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Izo

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My friends, I absolutely did not consider how hard it is to bold on mobile, and for that I apologize. So delete the other name and just leave the one for whom you are voting. That works for me.

But vote completely. Do the whole list.
lurkingdirk
 
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TheBeagle

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Even though I'm headed for a 2nd round matchup against Khorum, if anyone wants an intro to HA Monkey, check the last few pages of the Marijuana Legalization thread.
 
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Slyminxy

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eekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle
vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest
vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando
vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas
vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon
 
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Zaara

I'm With HER ♀
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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagles. vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

foler vs. maskedmelon
 
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Pemulis

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Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate - retard parachuter first class

TheBeagles. vs. H. A. Monkey - pretentious stoners are the worst

Ossoi vs. Pharone - self owned

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer - this isn't the preseason

wormie vs. FartBlog - so angry, guess it was bad life choices

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker - LLR doesn't belong on this list

Zaide vs. Durtfeet - serious contender, just from asshattery in this thread along

Chris vs. Sieger - who cares

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow - the Tweedledum to Teekey's Tweedledee. guaranteed finalist

Vanessa vs. Tarisk - nothing good can come out of prodding Vanessa to post more about this (or anything else)

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco - cool tattoos, bro

foler vs. maskedmelon - foler would wear this like a badge of honor
 
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yerm

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I was made aware last night that I have the potential to be a bully, so, I left a dozen garbage ratings because everyone (even mudcrush) needs a friend sometimes.

My friends, I absolutely did not consider how hard it is to bold on mobile, and for that I apologize. So delete the other name and just leave the one for whom you are voting. That works for me.

But vote completely. Do the whole list.

<3
 
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Vanessa

Uncle Tanya
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Hold on Vanessa showed hits for votes? We're they girl tits?
This is fake news and furthermore I have not posting my tits anywhere in order to attention whore for quite awhile... certain people in my thread have even said "not enough tits" to which I didn't cave and deliver.

Again, fake news iannis iannis !
 
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Phazael

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Teekey
TheBeagle
Ossoi
Sadre Spinegnawer
FartBlog
Jasker
Mudcrush Durtfeet
Chris
Brando
Vanessa
Titan_Atlas
maskedmelon

Not hard choices round onr.
 
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Hoss

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ertain people in my thread have even said "not enough tits" to which I didn't cave and deliver.

You say that like it's a good thing, but you're just making yourself look worse here.
 
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Uber Uberest

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Teekey* vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle* vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone*

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer*

wormie* vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule* vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet*

Chris* vs. Sieger

Brando* vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa* vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco*

Foler vs. maskedmelon*
 
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Fogel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Teekey

H. A. Monkey

Ossoi

Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie

Jasker

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris

Brando

Tarisk

Titan_Atlas

maskedmelon
 
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Kovaks

Mr. Poopybutthole
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H. A. Monkey
Mudcrush Durtfeet
 
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