AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3
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This is signature materialVanessa
Steve Beanmaster would be a good porn name...
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Depends on what you're into. Sinner.
OOH! How about the lesbian porn star Bea Nancy Master?
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Not bad. Degenerate.
How about midget porn star Tiny Beanmaster? AKA Tiny Dancer
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Void
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Teekey vs. Tarrant : Easy, and I never had any beef with Tarrant (nor with Teekey for that matter, but when you make yourself a target, you're asking to get hit)
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi : I voted for TheBeagle earlier, despite having no reason to. So Ossoi gets it this time.
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal : No real preference here either, but home field advantage wins this one.
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03 : Yet another that I don't care, but I feel a_skeleton_03 would actually appreciate a win
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos : The only reason I'm voting. I really don't get this guy though. I argue with people in the Ancient Aliens and other conspiracy threads, and he garbages both sides of the argument! I'd think you agree with one of us? If your garbage is because you think it is stupid to argue in the first place...well then why don't you get the fuck out of the thread?? I don't go to the hiphop thread (I'm assuming we have one, I have no fucking clue) and just endlessly post how stupid and shitty hiphop is, because the people in that thread are interested in discussing it even if I'm not, nor do I just neg everybody in the thread for having the audacity to discuss something I think is garbage, but never post as to why I'm negging everyone. Seriously, I'd love to hear an explanation that isn't Tyen "for the lulz" level stupidity. I am pretty sure you're around my age from some post I saw (could be mistaken though), so if the highlight of your day is the joy over "salty tears" you get here...you might want to reconsider your life goals. So go ahead, tell us your grand plan, I dare you.
Chris vs. Brando : No competition
Vanessa vs. Lendarios : Very close. Never had any real interaction with either. I am pretty sure the Lendarios "engrish" stuff is on purpose, and the recent "large images" rant was dumb, which makes me want to vote for him, but then Vanessa had the whole quitting the forum over something I can't be expected to remember because it was a silly thing to get butthurt over, and the early days of the puberty blockers argument that I definitely remember a particular way...so Vanessa wins I think. But again, I honestly don't think about either of them very much.
Mist vs. Foler : Foler has the whole fucking up the tits for votes thing, but Mist literally will not ever change positions even the slightest once she's publicly proclaimed it, and thus we have the fact that she thinks it is a sign of high-intelligence to only memorize 40% of the times tables and then do stuff like double it or use an algorithm to figure out the 9x's...and refuses to admit that those of us that memorized the tables can also figure out that 6*8 = 2*(3*8) if we have to, but since we INSTANTLY know what 6*8 is, we don't have to do it every fucking time like she does. Also, at times, Foler is pretty fucking funny.
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi : I voted for TheBeagle earlier, despite having no reason to. So Ossoi gets it this time.
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal : No real preference here either, but home field advantage wins this one.
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03 : Yet another that I don't care, but I feel a_skeleton_03 would actually appreciate a win
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos : The only reason I'm voting. I really don't get this guy though. I argue with people in the Ancient Aliens and other conspiracy threads, and he garbages both sides of the argument! I'd think you agree with one of us? If your garbage is because you think it is stupid to argue in the first place...well then why don't you get the fuck out of the thread?? I don't go to the hiphop thread (I'm assuming we have one, I have no fucking clue) and just endlessly post how stupid and shitty hiphop is, because the people in that thread are interested in discussing it even if I'm not, nor do I just neg everybody in the thread for having the audacity to discuss something I think is garbage, but never post as to why I'm negging everyone. Seriously, I'd love to hear an explanation that isn't Tyen "for the lulz" level stupidity. I am pretty sure you're around my age from some post I saw (could be mistaken though), so if the highlight of your day is the joy over "salty tears" you get here...you might want to reconsider your life goals. So go ahead, tell us your grand plan, I dare you.
Chris vs. Brando : No competition
Vanessa vs. Lendarios : Very close. Never had any real interaction with either. I am pretty sure the Lendarios "engrish" stuff is on purpose, and the recent "large images" rant was dumb, which makes me want to vote for him, but then Vanessa had the whole quitting the forum over something I can't be expected to remember because it was a silly thing to get butthurt over, and the early days of the puberty blockers argument that I definitely remember a particular way...so Vanessa wins I think. But again, I honestly don't think about either of them very much.
Mist vs. Foler : Foler has the whole fucking up the tits for votes thing, but Mist literally will not ever change positions even the slightest once she's publicly proclaimed it, and thus we have the fact that she thinks it is a sign of high-intelligence to only memorize 40% of the times tables and then do stuff like double it or use an algorithm to figure out the 9x's...and refuses to admit that those of us that memorized the tables can also figure out that 6*8 = 2*(3*8) if we have to, but since we INSTANTLY know what 6*8 is, we don't have to do it every fucking time like she does. Also, at times, Foler is pretty fucking funny.
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chthonic-anemos
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Koushirou
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Teekey vs. Tarrant
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal - xeq's been at it longer
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Chris vs. Brando
Vanessa vs. Lendarios - Fuuuck, this is hard. Lend is one of the stupidest motherfuckers to not grace the planet and needs to get MAGA'd back to Cuba, but Vanessa is one of the worst attention whores I've seen in a while and it'd sure be nice to not have to look at that dumb fucking face in his avatar for a year.
Mist vs. Foler
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal - xeq's been at it longer
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Chris vs. Brando
Vanessa vs. Lendarios - Fuuuck, this is hard. Lend is one of the stupidest motherfuckers to not grace the planet and needs to get MAGA'd back to Cuba, but Vanessa is one of the worst attention whores I've seen in a while and it'd sure be nice to not have to look at that dumb fucking face in his avatar for a year.
Mist vs. Foler
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Teekey vs. Tarrant
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Chris vs. Brando
Vanessa vs. Lendarios
Mist vs. Foler
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Chris vs. Brando
Vanessa vs. Lendarios
Mist vs. Foler
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Teekey vs. Tarrant
Obvious choice
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Beagle isnt in the same class as Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal
We gave it to Xeq last year. Time to pass the torch.
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03
Sorry wormie. I'm not being put on another military list.
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Time to shut down this fun
Chris vs. Brando
Obvious choice
Vanessa vs. Lendarios
Lend is the right choice
Mist vs. Foler
Moist cause Jug bros dont need more fuckin medals
Obvious choice
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Beagle isnt in the same class as Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal
We gave it to Xeq last year. Time to pass the torch.
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03
Sorry wormie. I'm not being put on another military list.
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Time to shut down this fun
Chris vs. Brando
Obvious choice
Vanessa vs. Lendarios
Lend is the right choice
Mist vs. Foler
Moist cause Jug bros dont need more fuckin medals
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Regime
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Sanrith Descartes
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Teekey vs. Tarrant
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Chris vs. Brando
Vanessa vs. Lendarios
Mist vs. Foler
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Chris vs. Brando
Vanessa vs. Lendarios
Mist vs. Foler
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Asshat wormie
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Teekey vs. Tarrant
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03 - I probably deserve to be crowned asshat for voting against myself but fuck a_skeleton_03
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Chris vs. Brando
Vanessa vs. Lendarios -
Mist vs. Foler
TheBeagle vs. Ossoi
Sadre Sprinegnawer vs. xequecal
wormie vs. a_skeleton_03 - I probably deserve to be crowned asshat for voting against myself but fuck a_skeleton_03
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. pharmakos
Chris vs. Brando
Vanessa vs. Lendarios -
Mist vs. Foler
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