AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

Lightning Lord Rule · Nov 17, 2023

Araysar said:
Many of you will vote for wormie because he is a Jew and you don't like Jews. That's fair reason to vote for wormie.

But what if I told you we are both Jews?

It's true, I mentioned here in posts throughout the years. @Sanrith Descartes will even confirm

Take Jew out of the equation and you wouldn't even remember wormie, outside of being Jewish he has nothing. He is no Asshat and he could never be.

I hate to do this to you, but... wait, I don't really.

Let's follow this logic along. Araysar = Jew and wormie = Jew. So, to those who don't like Jews, a vote for either is the same: Anti-Jew. HOWEVER, both are from a subset of Jews: Araysar = Russian Jew, and wormie = Ukrainian Jew (Odessa region, iirc). By this logic, Araysar cannot vote for himself as asshat, since Ukrainian Jews are in the pocket of globohomo, his avowed enemy and wormie is of that tribal subset. Since Araysar cannot vote for himself without putting the lie to the last 2 years of his posts in the Ukraine thread, even he agrees he is not the biggest Asshat this year.

Argue with that!

MusicForFish · Nov 17, 2023

Lightning Lord Rule said:
I hate to do this to you, but... wait, I don't really.

Let's follow this logic along. Araysar = Jew and wormie = Jew. So, to those who don't like Jews, a vote for either is the same: Anti-Jew. HOWEVER, both are from a subset of Jews: Araysar = Russian Jew, and wormie = Ukrainian Jew (Odessa region, iirc). By this logic, Araysar cannot vote for himself as asshat, since Ukrainian Jews are in the pocket of globohomo, his avowed enemy and wormie is of that tribal subset. Since Araysar cannot vote for himself without putting the lie to the last 2 years of his posts in the Ukraine thread, even he agrees he is not the biggest Asshat this year.

Argue with that!

Araysar · Nov 17, 2023

Lightning Lord Rule said:
I hate to do this to you, but... wait, I don't really.

Let's follow this logic along. Araysar = Jew and wormie = Jew. So, to those who don't like Jews, a vote for either is the same: Anti-Jew. HOWEVER, both are from a subset of Jews: Araysar = Russian Jew, and wormie = Ukrainian Jew (Odessa region, iirc). By this logic, Araysar cannot vote for himself as asshat, since Ukrainian Jews are in the pocket of globohomo, his avowed enemy and wormie is of that tribal subset. Since Araysar cannot vote for himself without putting the lie to the last 2 years of his posts in the Ukraine thread, even he agrees he is not the biggest Asshat this year.

Argue with that!

I never voted for myself, so checkmate

I am asking everyone else to vote for me because wormie is a nobody

Lightning Lord Rule · Nov 17, 2023

MusicForFish said:

I think the proper meme you were going for was one of the 'trying to do math while confused' memes, but it's cool bro.

Lightning Lord Rule · Nov 17, 2023

Araysar said:
I never voted for myself, so checkmate

I am asking everyone else to vote for me because wormie is a nobody

Evasion and deflection doesn't change the fact that you can't think a Russian is a bigger asshat than a Hohol!

MusicForFish · Nov 17, 2023

Lightning Lord Rule said:
I think the proper meme you were going for was one of the 'trying to do math while confused' memes, but it's cool bro.

No no, the overexplaining how it all connects meme was accurate!

Araysar · Nov 17, 2023

Lightning Lord Rule said:
Evasion and deflection doesn't change the fact that you can't think a Russian is a bigger asshat than a Hohol!

As I have mentioned before, I plan to make "Asshat" a positive thing in this community. We will celebrate asshats and have all kinds of asshat events throughout the year to celebrate our asshats

So checkmate, again.

What else you got?

Lightning Lord Rule · Nov 17, 2023

MusicForFish said:
No no, the overexplaining how it all connects meme was accurate!

I wasn't explaining connections other than 2 people to 2 things. Is that really a maze of connections? Do you need to check an old drive buried in a closet from your old apartment back in Canuckistan when you have time, to figure out 2 and 2? Come on bro.

Kirun · Nov 17, 2023

BrutulTM said:
Yeah, that's why only like 50% of famous comedians are Jewish.

Being a "famous" comedian = automatically funny. Good point.

sleevedraw · Nov 17, 2023

Araysar vs. wormie

MusicForFish · Nov 17, 2023

Lightning Lord Rule said:
I wasn't explaining connections other than 2 people to 2 things. Is that really a maze of connections? Do you need to check an old drive buried in a closet from your old apartment back in Canuckistan when you have time, to figure out 2 and 2? Come on bro.

Yes I do, how dare you

Chris · Nov 17, 2023

Lightning Lord Rule said:
I hate to do this to you, but... wait, I don't really.

Let's follow this logic along. Araysar = Jew and wormie = Jew. So, to those who don't like Jews, a vote for either is the same: Anti-Jew. HOWEVER, both are from a subset of Jews: Araysar = Russian Jew, and wormie = Ukrainian Jew (Odessa region, iirc). By this logic, Araysar cannot vote for himself as asshat, since Ukrainian Jews are in the pocket of globohomo, his avowed enemy and wormie is of that tribal subset. Since Araysar cannot vote for himself without putting the lie to the last 2 years of his posts in the Ukraine thread, even he agrees he is not the biggest Asshat this year.

Argue with that!

Actually Ukraine is a fake country invented by Lenin to get extra votes in the League of Nations, it has always been Russian. Did you know it used to be called Kieven Russ? That's Russ as in Russia. It's just a fake divide pushed by NATO and their Nazi goons who are aggressively surrounding Russia with nuclear bases.

So they are both the same kind of Jew.

whoo · Nov 17, 2023

Wormie - Because he's a disingenuous debater who acts like yesterday doesn't exist and constantly moves goalposts.

Araysar · Nov 17, 2023

Chris said:
Actually Ukraine is a fake country invented by Lenin to get extra votes in the League of Nations, it has always been Russian. Did you know it used to be called Kieven Russ? That's Russ as in Russia. It's just a fake divide pushed by NATO and their Nazi goons who are aggressively surrounding Russia with nuclear bases.

So they are both the same kind of Jew.

Thank you

Chris don't forget to vote for me

Kaines · Nov 17, 2023

Chris said:
Actually Ukraine is a fake country invented by Lenin to get extra votes in the League of Nations, it has always been Russian. Did you know it used to be called Kieven Russ? That's Russ as in Russia. It's just a fake divide pushed by NATO and their Nazi goons who are aggressively surrounding Russia with nuclear bases.

So they are both the same kind of Jew.

Dude, this year's tournament isn't even over yet and you're already campaigning for 2024. At least wait until we are IN 2024, dear God.

DickTrickle · Nov 17, 2023

I hate all you fagots who are choosing the path of boring. Wormie probably won't even stick around enough for you to berate him for being an ass hat.

Araysar has my vote.

Cad · Nov 17, 2023

Araysar vs. wormie

Wormie hasn't posted since Nov 2nd.. if Araysar had taken up that strategy I'd be voting for him.

Lightning Lord Rule · Nov 17, 2023

Araysar said:
As I have mentioned before, I plan to make "Asshat" a positive thing in this community. We will celebrate asshats and have all kinds of asshat events throughout the year to celebrate our asshats

So checkmate, again.

What else you got?

So it's a positive, but you won't vote for yourself? Or it's a negative, and people will vote for you because they don't like you because you're Jewish?

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Phazael · Nov 17, 2023

DickTrickle said:
I hate all you fagots who are choosing the path of boring. Wormie probably won't even stick around enough for you to berate him for being an ass hat.

Araysar has my vote.

All you have to do is notice something and he shows up like its the Hebrew Bat Signal.

Izo · Nov 17, 2023

Love me some dr. Z
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