AssHat of the year 2019
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Go and vote, boys and foler:
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AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1
Nominations are done! Here is how you vote: Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted. You have...
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Oblio
Utah
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Lurkingdirk is no dummy, he knows I have no business being nominated let alone be an actual candidate.
Also, how much time did you waste trying to find something that might remotely qualify me as a candidate? I never knew you had such a hard on for me.
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Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Mind you this is not who I think is the bigger asshat but rather how I think people are going to vote. I'm guessing a lot of people will laugh at the idea of the finals not being Teekey vs Brando, but there is a sizable chunk of people on the forum who don't participate at all in the political threads which is where Teekey and Brando earned their infamy whereas Ossoi and Vanessa are more widely known. I feel like Xeq vs a_skeleton_03 in the quarterfinals is something of a tossup even though a_skeleton_03 quit, but I don't think either one beats Ossoi.
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I see several problems there. I don't think a_skeleton_03 gets that far. I don't think Vanessa wins.
Only time will tell.
Only time will tell.
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I'm quite surprised I wasn't nominated this year. Thanks for letting me down guys.
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Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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I have a_skeleton_03 winning as far as he does because of how weak the competition is in his portion of the bracket, and even then I think his residual infamy might carry him past Xeq to the semi-finals. As for Vanessa, I'm confident she makes it to the semi-finals and at that point she's already beaten all the strongest contenders of the entire forum. Brando is nothing but hype and the left bracket is an underdog story at best.
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Hosix
All labs matter!
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Ossoi
is going to win.But
Mudcrush Durtfeet
is pushing his asshattery hard. He desperately wants this award.- 1
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Vanessa
Uncle Tanya
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I'd be happy winning and that's not me playing 4d chess with you guys saying "Oh yeah I'm happy winning" so you guys won't vote for me but then you'll second guess that and instead actually vote for me but then realize I'm still one step ahead of you by pretending to like winning when in actuality it hurts me to my core that I've been so misunderstood by my favorite group of guys ever to be this hated.
...but I'd be happy winning. Thanks for your votes AND votes of confidence that I'll be the victor.
...but I'd be happy winning. Thanks for your votes AND votes of confidence that I'll be the victor.
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khorum
Murder Apologist
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iannis
Musty Nester
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iannis
Musty Nester
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