AssHat of the Year, 2024, Voting Round 4!! It's getting exciting in here!

Denamian

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Araysar vs. Maul - I don't know anything that Maul has done.
Boozecube vs. Chris - Tough choice, but neither can beat their next opponent.
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - Lulz.
Furry vs. Foler - No contest.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Araysar vs. Maul
Boozecube vs. Chris
Mr. Sox
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Furry vs. Foler
 
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Hoss

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Araysar vs. Maul - "They call me a bet welcher but never a liar"
Boozecube vs. Chris - By all rights the actual winner. It'll be fun when both eraser alts get knocked out by chris.
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - I don't even know what he did, but it must have been bad to defeat rajaah
Furry vs. Foler - I was promised a greneg for voting against the yiffer.
 
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Sylas

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Araysar vs. Maul - communist jew troll vs British faggot? Atleast araysar is only pretending to be gay
Boozecube vs. Chris - see above but replace jew with fed
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - bot
Furry vs. Foler - let araysars alt win just to deny him on his main
 
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moonarchia

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Araysar vs. Maul
Boozecube vs. Chris
Mr. Sox
vs. Kirun
Furry vs. Foler
 
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Phazael

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Despite looking like a good round on paper, this is actually one of the most lopsided rounds in the history of this reward. The closest thing we have to a darkhorse is Boozecube, but we all know he is going to get taken down hard in round 5 by the unstoppable alternate history WW2 buff. While I do not think they will win, it is worth noting the amount of limey representation this late in the voting, as well as the reigning champ also being from Englandistan. But I am firm in my belief that despite being less than 1 percent of the board population, Slavic Jews will take this one easily and continue to represent 100 percent of the asshats. For the others who made it this far, you are the Mailman and Stockton. You would have won easily in any normal year, but the Michael Jordan of asshats is out there shitting up threads so bad that putting him on ignore doesn't even make them readable. Good work to this years top contenders, but you never had a chance with the one man combo of Russian interferance and Jewish Tricks.

Araysar vs. Maul - Only one of Heebasyar's Alts can stop the Slav Wormie 2.0. I mean, I am starting to wonder if wormie was always one of his alts at this point.
Boozecube vs. Chris - Chris's level of retardation set new standards in asshatery, toppling Moonbats previous track records.
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - Actual interesting pick here with two different styles of asshat, but Kirun knows how surf the line to avoid the shaw and is thus the superior asshat.
Furry vs. Foler - As bad as being a self ascribed furry is, its not as bad as pretending to be Kanye West and dick riding the Slav Jew all over the forum. Foler takes it easy.
 
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Loser Araysar

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They call you the Michael Jordan of asshats, Slav Wormie, Heebyasar, WW2 buff, Slavic Jew, wormie alt, but they never call you a liar
 
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Edaw

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Loser Araysar

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Weird how many people say I tell the truth, but the people that screech against me all happen to dislike the truth that I tell them

Not Canadian, not sure where this Canadian thing got started.

Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - This one took me a sec because Araysar has better takes than Chuk, but he also regularly acts like a jackass. People keep saying he's a Russian propagandist, yet most of his info pans out and makes sense. So TBH not even real keen on voting for either of these guys but I guess I gotta
 
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Mr_Bungle

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Araysar vs. Maul - Coin flip

Boozecube vs. Chris - At least Boozecube will be around to wear his hat.

Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - Nobody is stealing your ideas.

Furry vs. Foler - I want to see Folder and Old Man Sox duke it out for asshat.
 
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Erronius

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Furry vs. Foler - I want to see Folder and Old Man Sox duke it out for asshat.

That'd be a riot.

Both of them exist here in their own imaginary worlds, but only one of them actually thinks that it's real
 
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Hoss

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Weird how many people say I tell the truth, but the people that screech against me all happen to dislike the truth that I tell them
Good job getting backup from someone who went deep in the asshat competition for his confidently retarded takes.
 

Loser Araysar

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Good job getting backup from someone who went deep in the asshat competition for his confidently retarded takes.

Araysar vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - I just want to see Araysar vs Maul. Can Araysar accomplish being the most honest and truthful shitposter on FOH, while also attaining Asshat Shitposter Supreme status? I think he can!!
 
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Loser Araysar

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Good job getting backup from someone who went deep in the asshat competition for his confidently retarded takes.

Bro you dropped THE BIGGEST LIE on this forum when you made up that fake quote about foler sucking black cocks.

NOT COOL.
 
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Phazael

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He is really going to campaign in this thread? Has he gone off on a WW2 or Holocaust derail yet?
 

MusicForFish

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Bro you dropped THE BIGGEST LIE on this forum when you made up that fake quote about foler sucking black cocks.

NOT COOL.
Trying to automatically disqualify yourself from the competition is some Nazca Mummy bullshit bro.
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BoozeCube

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Araysar vs. Maul - Wormysar
Boozecube vs. Chris - Teaches dindu children to overthrow his country
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer all pale in comparison to what Sox is.
Furry vs. Foler - Folders has Mike Penced us all and his debt must be paid
 
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Hoss

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Bro you dropped THE BIGGEST LIE on this forum when you made up that fake quote about foler sucking black cocks.

NOT COOL.
Good call swapping to erronious. But I would disagree with him. Hodj was the most honest shitposter in forum history. He never welched on a bet and bet welching is dishonest.

I never lied, I just asked if he meant to post that in another forum. By the time I saw that he had deleted it, it was too late and you had seen it too. You're the one who drove the poor guy to the brink of suicide. You even said you had seen the original message too. Were you lying Mr honest shitposter?
 
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