Despite looking like a good round on paper, this is actually one of the most lopsided rounds in the history of this reward. The closest thing we have to a darkhorse is Boozecube, but we all know he is going to get taken down hard in round 5 by the unstoppable alternate history WW2 buff. While I do not think they will win, it is worth noting the amount of limey representation this late in the voting, as well as the reigning champ also being from Englandistan. But I am firm in my belief that despite being less than 1 percent of the board population, Slavic Jews will take this one easily and continue to represent 100 percent of the asshats. For the others who made it this far, you are the Mailman and Stockton. You would have won easily in any normal year, but the Michael Jordan of asshats is out there shitting up threads so bad that putting him on ignore doesn't even make them readable. Good work to this years top contenders, but you never had a chance with the one man combo of Russian interferance and Jewish Tricks.
Araysar vs. Maul - Only one of Heebasyar's Alts can stop the Slav Wormie 2.0. I mean, I am starting to wonder if wormie was always one of his alts at this point.
Boozecube vs. Chris - Chris's level of retardation set new standards in asshatery, toppling Moonbats previous track records.
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - Actual interesting pick here with two different styles of asshat, but Kirun knows how surf the line to avoid the shaw and is thus the superior asshat.
Furry vs. Foler - As bad as being a self ascribed furry is, its not as bad as pretending to be Kanye West and dick riding the Slav Jew all over the forum. Foler takes it easy.