Big Brother 18

Gravel

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James kills me still. Him fucking with Nicole while she was in the shower was great.

Nicole's decision to put up a pawn in the first nomination was retarded. There are 13 other people you can choose from. Is there really not a single other person you can think to nominate?

As far as initial impressions:

Paul keeps getting more obnoxious. His fucking hoop earrings and nail polish annoyed the shit out of me, on top of the worthless shit always coming out of his mouth.

Jozea just kind of came out of nowhere being an obnoxious douche (also, wtf with all these guys wearing nail polish?). I joked that "team ethnic" was the worst (based on Da'vonne and Paul), but wow, they're really awful. Zakiyah only really annoyed me in her intro thing (she's been quiet since), but I imagine it's any day before she opens her stupid mouth.

Tiffany will probably also annoy the shit out of me by the end of the season. I liked Vanessa -- for a while. Then she became super whiny and cried all the time. Tiffany seems cool, but she really shares the exact same mannerisms as her sister. I guess as long as she doesn't start flip flopping on everyone and then crying victim, I can still root for her.

I kind of like Victor. He's talking to Nicole and just randomly takes his shirt off and starts flexing? Fucking hilarious. He's still (also) a douche, but in a completely awesome way.

Finally, I can't wait for Da'vonne to leave. She's probably one of my most hated reality show competitors ever.
 

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Live Feed Spoilers - will spoil future show content but I like following jokersupdates and the shit that's going down day to day. Feeds went live at 10pm last night.

So apparently nicole got to put up another nom for some reason and she stuck it to paul, which is good. Means the vets know the two retards trying to rally the nubs. Jo has gone full fucking SJW retard, poo pooing on soldiers, shouting out all this social media shit constantly to the feeds, calling everyone sexists ect. Frank apparently won some sort of comp that's hush hush. They're doing veto stuff now so feeds are down. Pretty much no way Jo ends up staying this week, everyone seems to hates him, so that's a big plus.

Edit: apparently jo went way further before the feeds went live, saying white people didn't deserve america and it should belong to the original indigenous people, 4th of july is a bullshit holiday ect. your typical sjw tropes.
 

Araxen

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I love Nicole so I'm going to watch this season. Putting a pawn up was retarded and it was even more retarded that he was ok going up as a pawn. Then we have people spilling their guts about the newbies strategy to the vets. We have some very dumb ones this season.
 

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Cast is pretty bleh right now. I like James and Nicole, but a lot of the newbies are just terrible. I'm kinda liking Michelle and maybe Paulie has some potential? Dunno. If James and Nicole go, I'll be really sad. Though to be fair, everyone always seem doucheier the first few weeks before they settle down and get some people out.
 

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Anyone else feel like this roadkill comp just gives them a way to choose the person who will cause the most drama to make a nomination? With the comp being done individually each week, they have no idea who actually wins. Really not enjoying the twist.
 

Gravel

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Not a fan of the Roadkill, nor of the "teams" which aren't really even a thing. The teams only did what, 2 competitions? Otherwise it's just protecting people arbitrarily. I'll be happy when they're done with for this season (got to be soon, right?).

This season is strange though. I bitched so much about how I disliked Paul, and I already didn't like Da'vonne. But Paul has really grown on me, and I actually wouldn't mind him staying around for a long while. Da'vonne I still don't like, but I don't actively hate her anymore either.

I feel like Michelle and James are playing really good low profile games. I doubt James could win it due to being on before though.

Oh, and apparently Corey was finger banging Nicole last week.
 

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Not a fan of the Roadkill, nor of the "teams" which aren't really even a thing. The teams only did what, 2 competitions? Otherwise it's just protecting people arbitrarily. I'll be happy when they're done with for this season (got to be soon, right?).
The team safety bullshit bothers me a lot more then roadkill. At least roadkill sometimes can get the drama and paranoia going. This safety is strait fucking retarded and is fucking up the game. At the very least they should have just made them safe for the initial noms, not the roadkill and veto.
 

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Don't expect the teams to last past another week. That being said, this is one of my favorite seasons in a while game play wise. Twists are still pretty meh.
 

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Phew, looks like it's gone. Hopefully anyone but Jozea or Tiffany wins the Battleback.
I hope it's Jozea or Glen. Jozea cause his level of retard is pretty funny. Glen cause he got done dirty. Hate the go home before the game starts shit.
 

Gravel

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I feel like Michelle and James are playing really good low profile games. I doubt James could win it due to being on before though.
I take back what I said. Michelle is retarded. First, she considered keeping Frank because it'd be "better for her game." Somehow pissing off everyone in the house is good for her game? I think she got confused by "game" and "personal life." Then she goes and TELLS Da'vonne about it. Nice move. The crying fit to Frank to top it off was just ridiculous.

Anyway, I'm tired of these fucking twists, especially when they make it so obvious with the shit on the TV. Stop trying to interject yourself into the show so much, producers. It's my biggest complaint about Survivor.
 

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Big Brother 18

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So far, fairly boring season.
 
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Gravel

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Reposting my last post, just so there's something here:

Elurin said:
I feel like Michelle and James are playing really good low profile games. I doubt James could win it due to being on before though.

I take back what I said. Michelle is retarded. First, she considered keeping Frank because it'd be "better for her game." Somehow pissing off everyone in the house is good for her game? I think she got confused by "game" and "personal life." Then she goes and TELLS Da'vonne about it. Nice move. The crying fit to Frank to top it off was just ridiculous.

Anyway, I'm tired of these fucking twists, especially when they make it so obvious with the shit on the TV. Stop trying to interject yourself into the show so much, producers. It's my biggest complaint about Survivor.
 

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I think she was considering keeping Frank more because she had a crush on him. Equally retarded.
 

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I take back what I said. Michelle is retarded. First, she considered keeping Frank because it'd be "better for her game." Somehow pissing off everyone in the house is good for her game? I think she got confused by "game" and "personal life." Then she goes and TELLS Da'vonne about it. Nice move. The crying fit to Frank to top it off was just ridiculous.

Anyway, I'm tired of these fucking twists, especially when they make it so obvious with the shit on the TV. Stop trying to interject yourself into the show so much, producers. It's my biggest complaint about Survivor.
I don't really agree with you when it comes to BB. Producers have an obligation to make the show as entertaining as possible. Inserting themselves wherever they see fit is fine by me. The people they cast for this show are sooo fucking boring. Imagine how mundane it would be if they didn't try to create narratives for the purpose of ratings. I was pretty surprised they didn't pull some strings and keep the Tank around.
 

foddon

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You think they regret picking Michelle for the show? Has the EVER been anyone with less confessional airtime this far into the season? She must be the least interesting woman in the world TM.
 

Gravel

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The Paul/Paulie thing was super weird but hilarious.

I really hope they're able to back door Da'vonne. I'd like Nicole to stick around another few weeks just for eye candy.
 

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Michelle is a psycho. I follow all the feed updates on the BB subreddit. She's a nutbag and it was nice to see them show some of her crazy this past week.

Feed spoiler:

Paulie won the veto and they put Da'vonne up. Should be a fun week!
 

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These people all seem kind of crazy, I can't tell you how many times I have thought to myself "thank god I don't watch feeds" because reading little recaps and stuff to see what was missed/glossed over and these people sound like real assholes. But so far the TV has been pretty entertaining.
 

Gravel

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I kind of wonder if it's because they just get stir crazy after 2 months. I mean, that's a long ass time to be in an isolated house with nothing to do all day.