Blizzard is a lie, this reality is a LIE

TJT

TJT

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Jasker said:
What would I do?

I've applied to jobs. I don't get the jobs. I have a degree and experience that is relevant.

I asked 300 women out in wal mart as a social experiment. I looked fine. I got a single date with a satanist that I had to do most of the talking.

Can't get a woman.

Can't pay for a woman, don't want jail.

Can't do drugs, don't want jail.

Don't have family, they are play-acted by different people.

I sold my car. I can't drive.

BARBIE. The barbie movie with clear satanic juxtapositions with Margot Robbie and her Birds of Prey character beat the dark knight at the box office. There are dozens of articles of parents walking out of movie theaters with their kids because of inappropriateness in the film. BARBIE is a young girls movie.

I can't do popular culture because it is clearly NOT REAL HERE.

Can't masterbate. EVERY FUCKING TIME I TRY THERE ARE THREE MEN NAMED CHUCK JOHN AND DEAN. BEFORE I CUM? DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN in my mind.

Can't masterbate.

So.

What would you like me to do?

Cause I sure as fuck can't do artistic expression.

Where would it come from?

Life hasn't felt real since 2014.

Where exactly is my music inspiration sourcing from?

I LITERALLY go to play genres of music and on DIFFERENT STREAMING PLATFORMS the same songs I've heard of years play out, in the same sequential order.

How the fuck am I going to live well when Jenna Fischer skullfucks me out of existence you mother fuckers?

Just buying a lot of food these days.

Not even walking really anymore.

Feel the hurt starting to occur.
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Are you sure no drugs were involved in this post?
 
Furry

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Those people that go up into the air are just running letters back and forth. You didn't think wow's mail system couldn't operate without couriers did you? Stop being a conspiracy theorist.
 
Juvarisx

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Jasker said:
We have fly hackers disrupting our game client in HC and Era and especially WOTLK to the point literally everyone of us is buying gold (I'm not, but so many are you should just SEE the bullshit in era with GDKP buy in requirement prices).

Literal fucking bullshit with GDKP buy in amounts because of game disruption blizzard is allowing to let occur.

20% AT MIN IN ANY WHO ALL OF ANY ZONE IS A UNRECOGNIZABLE BOT NAME FORCING DISRUPTION. do a who all in any classic client!

Buzz is all classic, has been since 2019. We have gotten like 10 incarnations of classic versions, servers, while retail stagnates.

And yet our classic clients are all obstructed by this mother fucker of a company

this mother fucker of a company that

IS TRADING ON THE STOCK MARKET FOR FUCKING NINETY TWO DOLLARS A MOTHER FUCKING SHARE

BOY WOULD I LOVE TO OWN A FUCKING COMPANY THAT TRADES AT 92 BUCKS A SHARE AND

SHIT ALL OVER MY FUCKING CUSTOMERS BY DESTROYING THEIR ABILITY TO PLAY THE GAME

Fuck this mother fucking reality infested with criminals taking every FUCKING OUNCE FROM US

EVEN OUR ONE MMORPG THATS FUN IS FUCKED WITH

FUCK THIS SHIT

FUCK THIS SHIT

92 FUCKING DOLLARS A SHARE THIS FUCKING COMPANY WAS JUST BOUGHT BY THE BIGGEST CORP IN THE WORLD

MICROSOFT IS TRADING AT 334 a share

$334 A SHARE

MICROSOFT IS TRADING AT THREE HUNDRED FUCKING THIRTY FOUR DOLLARS A MOTHER FUCKING SHARE

AND THE MOST BUZZ WORTHY AND HEAVY HEAVY POP PLAYED CLIENTS OF BLIZZARDS ARE TREATED LIKE THEY ARENT ONE OF THE HIGHEST VALUED ASSETS IN A WORLD COMPOSED OF 8 BILLION+ PEOPLE

THIS BULLSHIT UNREALISM IS FUCKING EATING MY GOD DAMN SOUL

I WANT SOMETHING FUCKING REAL

GIVE ME SOMETHING FUCKING REAL
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Ambiturner

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Not sure why you're spazzing out, everyone is about to blow their load then DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN.
 
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Burns

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If a person has a hard time telling what is reality and what isn't, how does one know they are actually getting help, or if it's just part of the brain's malfuntioning fabricated reality?
 
Kyougou

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Burns said:
If a person has a hard time telling what is reality and what isn't, how does one know they are actually getting help, or if it's just part of the brain's malfuntioning fabricated reality?
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The thing is... who defines what is reality?
 
Burns

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Kyougou said:
The thing is... who defines what is reality?
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Whether a third party can actually see and talk to the second party, that you are talking to, is probably a start. I am fairly confident a third party could not see, nor talk to the three dudes that watch him, watching porn.
 
DickTrickle

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Burns said:
Whether a third party can actually see and talk to the second party, that you are talking to, is probably a start. I am fairly confident a third party could not see, nor talk to the three dudes that watch him, watching porn.
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But how do you know that supposed third party isn't just another one of the imagined dudes, if you're in his shoes?

It's like Inception.
 
Kyougou

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Burns said:
Whether a third party can actually see and talk to the second party, that you are talking to, is probably a start. I am fairly confident a third party could not see, nor talk to the three dudes that watch him, watching porn.
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If one exists alone is he not real?
Is reality only bound to whatever number of people in society communicate to each other?

I rebuke the "third party" analysis system as far as defining what is reality.
 
Burns

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DickTrickle said:
But how do you know that supposed third party isn't just another one of the imagined dudes, if you're in his shoes?

It's like Inception.
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I would guess that you have to do it like a Beautiful Mind and ask multiple people as you go, depending on how the illusions work, the brain can't make up illusionary people of the fly? I don't really know how it works.

Kyougou said:
If one exists alone is he not real?
Is reality only bound to whatever number of people in society communicate to each other?

I rebuke the "third party" analysis system as far as defining what is reality.
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I meant as a way to actually get help, and know that it's not just having your mind playing more tricks on you. You are talking about philosophy, like Plato's cave, which is not really what I meant.

Like how does someone who is schizophrenic actually know they are getting help, or if their brain is just making it all up?
 
joz123

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crazy the simpsons GIF
 
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