Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

Tecknoe: "How do planes fly, I don't get it"
Everyone: "Lift makes them fly. Lift allows flight"
Tecknoe: "...How do planes fly, I don't get it!"

Iannis_sl said:

This nation will not survive the invention of the Tasp.

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Wow, that's a deep Ringworld pull.

However, you forget we still have to go through the Wirehead cull of the population first, which should weed out the easily blissed.

(Thanks for reminding me Fate of Worlds is out!)

Did the Walk for Hunger in Boston yesterday, no explosions

I shaved my balls this morning, feels smooth.

I'm going to do that shortly.. deciding what type of style I'll go for. Thinking ball-mullet.

Shaving your balls is for gays and communists. And women, of course.

chaos_sl said:

Shaving your balls is for gays and communists. And women, of course.

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So would a lesbian communist leave it growing wild? Is that like a double negative?

Probably. Damn lesbian communists.

just checking into the ball shaving thread, im smooth.

Ball shaving is for Nancy boys.

trim your shit every once in a while and thats that. If a whore wants to go and suck your balls after she just ate your cock, then by all means she deserves what she gets down there (hair wise).

balls are ugly, no way around it, shaving them does not make them more attractive. find a chick who will gargle your hideous man bag and keep sharp objects away from your tender parts. it's common sense.

I shave to reduce wind resistance and achieve maximum thrust velocity.

Not sure if I mentioned it, but on the day they released the photos of the suspects and all hell broke loose they locked down our school. Some idiot posted on FB/Twitter that he wanted to meet Suspect #2 in the field at school and have a fist fight.. promptly arrested.

Soygen_sl said:

Seriously, Tecknoe, you should probably start wearing a helmet.

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Helmets have never been cool bro.

dabamf you're just too smart for it all man.

I don't know how you guys do it. I'll fess up, I shaved my balls once. Who hasn't? No horror stories, it just sort of itched when the hair grew back in. But good God you feel like a fucking freak standing there in the shower playing with your junk. And you're not even beating off or anything. You're just standing there dicking around with your dick.

Too edgy for me, bros.

Fuckin faggot commies.

Edit: A ball mullet though. looooooooooololol.

Yeah, I don't see the big deal. I shave mah balls once a week with a Mach3, works and feels great man. Never cut or nick myself.

I braid mine like a dwarf beard. Metal clasps and all.

Much more natural.

"And my cock!" - Gimli

I sense a LOTR porno

This thread really seems like the best place to ask this question:

If you put a plane on a treadmill designed to go at a speed in opposite of the planes velocity, would the plane still take off?