Bryan Johnson is a certified cunt

tritonas

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for real this Wakandan just talks about simple facts and selling overpiced stuff
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I dunno man, some of the shit he posts is funny. His dmt trip for example, and his simp love letter to his goth gf.
 

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Yeah, and?
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FYI, this isn't the misc where you start a new thread for every random thought in your head. Find an appropriate thread, or have Izo create one for you perhaps. Something like "tritonas' Every Random Thought That Pops Into His Head Thread, or tERTTPIHH for short"

That way you aren't cluttering up the forums with crap like this.
 
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Who performs the cunt certification? Are they certified? If you get certified as a cunt are you also certified as a dick and ass too, or are these separate certifications? If you make a thread as vain and vile is this about a weird rich guy doing weird rich things, are you likely to be a certified envious cunt?
 
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tritonas

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Who performs the cunt certification? Are they certified? If you get certified as a cunt are you also certified as a dick and ass too, or are these separate certifications? If you make a thread as vain and vile is this about a weird rich guy doing weird rich things, are you likely to be a certified envious cunt?
you re not even white
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Tuco

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you re not even white
stfu Wakandan
You don't have to be envious of Bryan Johnson.

All it takes to look like an vampiric mid 40s man as a 48 man is 3 hours of staring at red lights, a diet consisting entirely of vegan pills and installing green plant wallpaper on every surface of your home.

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FYI, this isn't the misc where you start a new thread for every random thought in your head. Find an appropriate thread, or have Izo create one for you perhaps. Something like "tritonas' Every Random Thought That Pops Into His Head Thread, or tERTTPIHH for short"

That way you aren't cluttering up the forums with crap like this.
This thread is bad because its a dumb thread, not because its a separate thread

We literally need more specific, individual threads. Instead of this absolutely fucking retarded "everything goes into one of 3 threads" its turned into in the last 5-10 years. For fucks sakes, even this place didnt used to be like this. Fuck.
 
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