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Mario Speedwagon · Jun 3, 2016

Mist_sl said:
Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.

What's wrong with you? Jesus.

Sebudai · Jun 3, 2016

Mist_sl said:
Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.

moonarchia · Jun 3, 2016

Mist_sl said:
Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.

Sorry, all that shows is you are fucking batshit insane. Feminine attributes imply femininity, none of that other shit.

Chanur · Jun 3, 2016

Mist_sl said:
Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.

A whole lot of crazy in this post and your previous one.

khorum · Jun 3, 2016

mmmmm "ripe for impregnation".

chthonic-anemos · Jun 3, 2016

Mist_sl said:
Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.

Aaron · Jun 3, 2016

Mist_sl said:
Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.

Thank's Mist, after reading that I now have a boner at work!

Pemulis · Jun 3, 2016

I for one don't want my woman to smell like delicious food

radditsu · Jun 3, 2016

pemulis_sl said:
I for one don't want my woman to smell like delicious food

Anything but Victoria Secret Body spray, that stuff smells like prostitute.

Mist · Jun 3, 2016

Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:
What's wrong with you? Jesus.

I feel like that has been enumerated pretty well.

Mist · Jun 3, 2016

Moonarchia_sl said:
Feminine attributes imply femininity, none of that other shit.

Tautological arguments imply tautology.

Cad · Jun 3, 2016

radditsu_sl said:
Female sexuality is about smelling nice, having smooth skin, and having huge tits. the fuck does it have to do with vunerability?

Very feminine, would plow, not vulnerable, especially not to you pie-eating fatboys

fanaskin · Jun 3, 2016

Mist is starting to sound like one of those all PiV is rape people.

Mario Speedwagon · Jun 3, 2016

I'll bet she doesn't even smell like roast pork. Would not bang.

Adebisi · Jun 3, 2016

I could still beat her up

Girls are weak

Mist · Jun 3, 2016

Cad_sl said:
Very feminine, would plow, not vulnerable, especially not to you pie-eating fatboys

The latest extreme fitness trends have struck a small blow against traditional 'soft' femininity, but they're still always shown with their entire stomachs exposed, non-threatening pose, etc.

When a woman is shown in a threatening or powerful pose, it's still considered a paraphilia/fetish outside of the norm, ie: dominatrix, etc.

It's definitely changing slowly, but if you seriously think cutesy, soft vulnerability isn't a huge part of female sexual expression in our society, I really don't know what planet you're living on.

Phazael · Jun 3, 2016

Yeah everyone listen to the antisocial waifu loving dyke about what constitutes mainstream feminine beauty......

iannis · Jun 3, 2016

pemulis_sl said:
I for one don't want my woman to smell like delicious food

I'm ok with it, but it has to be some sort of spice cake.

iannis · Jun 3, 2016

I dunno man. Shit is unnecessarily reductionist. Male sexuality is about projecting power, having a caveman beard, and having a giant dick?

Frankly i've always found the born hard bitches to be more attractive than the wilting flowers. Do the wilting flowers exist? Sure. They're lame as hell... and they pair nicely with the fundamentally insecure guys who want to control them so that, you know, at least they can control something.

There's two types of people in the world. There's the people who only believe there are two types of people in the world.

Lightning Lord Rule · Jun 3, 2016

Mist: "Traditional femininity is bullshit, not attractive, and you men should feel bad for being attracted to it! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to strumming the banjo to the sexy selfies thread."

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