From the article:
The woman wasn't injured.
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From the article:
The woman wasn't injured.






Better luck next scam, gold-digging whores:
Knicks guard Derrick Rose cleared of all charges in sexual assault trial











That smug yellow hatted whatchamacallit got arrested
Smugglypuff Arrested
(The Blumpkin is a reputable news source, right?)









