Fucking hilarious. Ohio State, USC get shat all over, but Oregon, Alabama, Miami, and Money Badger get to walk all over with money raining down from the fucking heavens.
How to play college football:
Rule 1 - NEVER self impose anything.
Rule 2 - DENY every allegation and demand the media stop asking questions, ala Nick Saban. Unlike Gene "press conference for every update" Smith from OSU.
Rule 3 - If allegation is sticking, take care of it in house, then refuse to talk about it. Like Nick Saban on his coach paying his best player to play, then suspending him for 2 games.
Rule 4 - REFUSE cooperation at all costs. Miami, Bama, and Texas A&M basically told the NCAA to pound sand and prove the allegations, which the NCAA could not do despite overwhelming circumstantial evidence.
Rule 5 - NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, hire an investigator, report his findings, and accept the NCAA penalty. Ask PSU. If you are dumb enough to do this, make sure you ask for those sanctions to be reduced.