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GG Auburn, you deserve the SEc title, that was a hell of a game even though you are some cheap shotting motherfcukers. Theres a huge fucking dome, theres like one cart in the entire goddamn dome, and your player found a way to shove our top RB into the goddamn corner of that fucking cart. What are the odds of that? Christ
Good to see Ohio St exposed as the fraud that they were. Suck my ass Urban. I'd almost want to see Nick Saban go to someone like Michigan just for the sake of giving Urban another stroke or heart attack or whatever the fuck problem he claimed to have at Florida once he realized he was outclassed in coaching there.
I dont know that Auburn can win a title over Florida St and their criminal horde this year, but the SEC did at least deserve a shot at playing for it. Winning a bajillion in a row and then not even having a team getting a chance to play for it would have been just wrong.
But seriously, how goddamn fuck lucky is Auburn. They're absolute dogshit, then they freak luck into a national title in 2010 out of nowhere with a QB that wasnt even in D1 the year before, then they suck absolute balls again for a couple years, fire their coach, then freak luck into ANOTHER goddamn national title shot out of nowhere with a QB that wasnt even in D1 the year before. Auburn is the goddamned undisputed fucking kings of taking a felon and converting them to a national-championship calibur QB.. Seriously, they're on the verge of establishing something resembling a dynasty despite the fact that that their teams are a goddamned moral trainwrecks and the program as a whole has no consistency whatsoever. I guess at Auburn you either suck a fat one and lose double-digit games, or you destroy everyone in route to double-digit wins, there's basically no in-between. Makes no sense at all.
Fuck it, I'm drunk, I've been drinking since 9am and fuck if this wasn't a fun as hell day despite my team losing
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