Constantine (2005)

Kovaks · May 25, 2020

Slaanesh69 said:
Haha two other compliments to the movie - Swinton actually looks ATTRACTIVE in a couple of scenes, and the lead singer of Bush actually made for a pretty passable minor demon.

Edit - And Weisz will probably never do nude so this movie is as close as you are going to get.

https://www.nudography.com/Celebrities/rachel_weisz.a

Gavinmad · May 25, 2020

Kovaks said:
https://www.nudography.com/Celebrities/rachel_weisz.a

Right? I was wondering what he was on about cause she's done nude several times. And now she's pushing 50.

Chanur · May 25, 2020

Slaanesh69 said:
Edit - And Weisz will probably never do nude so this movie is as close as you are going to get.

Do want.

Slaanesh69 · May 25, 2020

Chanur said:
Do want.

Evidently I was mistaken, but I have personally never seen her boobies. And that link is dead for me.

Muurloen · May 25, 2020

That wasn't her boobs in Titanic?

Intrinsic · May 25, 2020

Muurloen said:
That wasn't her in Titanic?

ftfy?

pysek · May 25, 2020

Alkorin said:
Yes, there was a TV show. It was good, but very different vibe.

TV show was cast right but the setting and tone were all wrong as I remember. The actor went on to voice Constantine in several DC animated movies.

Harshaw · May 25, 2020

pysek said:
TV show was cast right but the setting and tone were all wrong as I remember. The actor went on to voice Constantine in several DC animated movies.

Matt Ryan is still playing Constantine on Legends now.

uniqueuser · May 25, 2020

Muurloen said:
That wasn't her boobs in Titanic?

j00t · May 25, 2020

Stormare is pretty great in just about any role, but I still think viggo mortenson plays the best satan

Gavinmad · May 25, 2020

Viggo is easily my favorite too, with Elizabeth Hurley as my favorite comedic portrayal. Not that there's a lot of competition for a good comedic portrayal.

wormie · May 25, 2020

Those are good but Al Pacino did it best (another great Keanu movie)

jayrebb · May 26, 2020

Gavinmad said:
Right? I was wondering what he was on about cause she's done nude several times. And now she's pushing 50.

At least she's a graceful ager. Can't say the same about anyone else really.

Arbitrary · May 26, 2020

This film would have worked way better if Gabriel is actually Lucifer in disguise. The character of Lou is the gorilla in the con. His job is to draw everyone's attention while the real players make their moves.

Tilda Swinton in that is so close to the Lucifier of Sandman it's goddamn distracting. Also fuck Shia.

Gavinmad · May 26, 2020

wormie said:
Al Pacino did it best

Nope.

j00t · May 26, 2020

Gavinmad said:
Nope.

al pacino did it best ONLY if you really like al pacino. he doesn't really do much for me and i thought he was just playing an over the top caricature of himself.

Void · May 26, 2020

DeNiro in Angel Heart was way better than Pacino. But then again, I've never been a fan of Pacino outside of Scarface. I love Stormare's version, but I had totally fucking forgotten about Viggo. It has been years since I've watched The Prophecy, and I agree that he was awesome.

It is funny that you posted this because I just rewatched it last week as well. I was trying to convince a coworker to watch it for the first time, and figured I might as well pop it on again. Still holds up, and is just overall a great movie.

chaos · May 26, 2020

Slaanesh69 said:
Evidently I was mistaken, but I have personally never seen her boobies. And that link is dead for me.

The Constant Gardener. Sad movie, fair amount of naked Rachel Weisz though. She's hot as fuck.

Grizzlebeard · May 26, 2020

chaos said:
The Constant Gardener. Sad movie, fair amount of naked Rachel Weisz though. She's hot as fuck.

She's kind of underwhelming from the neck down.

chaos · May 26, 2020

Grizzlebeard said:
She's kind of underwhelming from the neck down.

idk, different kinds of hot I guess. She's not like Charlize Theron hot, different class, but still hot. The accent is probably a lot of it.

Constantine (2005)

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