Cyberpunk 2077

So the end of the game is untested?

Derkon said:

That would be Bondurant

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I already have my templates:

Aaron said:

Plot twist, there is no end game, the main quest is proceduraly generated. Once you hand in one part of the mission another part is generated at random, forever!

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I mean, that's the end goal if ai ever gets there.

Yeah why waste time writing B-movie level narratives for your game when you can just get AI to do it for you.

Deathwing said:

I told my wife about the penis customization options. She was uninterested. I thought, for sure, this would be the game that got her interested in video games.

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Maybe it's the penises you won't touch she's interested in.

TJT said:

I expect a 2077 penis to have LEDs on it.

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The full list of augmentations should include no less than:

Full articulation, vibration, active texturing (smooth, rough, stippled, corrugated ect.) color and light options with animations, expanded semen reservoirs with customized coloring, scent, flavor, and glow in the dark options; heating and cooling elements, improved retraction and extension for easy storage, sensory enhancement package with toggle, programmable massage functions, integrated piston driver for thrust free penetration and an auto ejaculator.

Deathwing said:

IDK, that sounds like a downgrade. You'd want ejaculation almost completely out of your control?

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I guess it should be called on demand ejaculation?

When initiated it automatically completes the orgasm and ejaculation process without the need for prior stimulation.

Oh and almost forgot, detachable and dishwasher safe... with a comprehensive 50,000 thrust or 5 year warranty with optional emergency bedside assistance.

There's only one options that matters:

First line of the RTJ track for the game is, "I swallow all my drugs through the penis I unplug."
I think El-P understands the Cyberpunk genre on a spiritual level.