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jmal2000

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I got this pick up line from the Misc. I've always used it. And i've been very successful with women in my life. (Thanks to the misc [bodybuilding.com forum])

I was hoping I could give you my letterman jacket and it could match your poodleskirt, then maybe we could go steady.
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As first message to them. After that you gotta rely on your own game to get her to meet you. It helps to be good looking. I was a fat FOH poster as a child and found the bodybuilding misc when i was 21 and transformed my life guys, i ran day and night, and lost 100lbs in a year. The feel of having women eye you from never paying attention to you was amazing. I also worked hard on my personality because I thought in order to keep a good relationship you need to be funny. I listened to early JRE days religiously and listened to Opie&Anthony. I would pause during jokes and tags and try to add my own tag. I would memorize Joe Rogan speeches. Which got me a lot of handshakes lol. I worked hard on my personality. I forced myself to go out to bars and talk to people. I put myself out there. And it paid off. Got laid with the prettiest women of my life. I hope I inspire you guys too.
 
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Cutlery

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Nothing inherently wrong with dogs being your hobby. A dog is a huge part of my life. But if I felt the need to make a giant reddit post about how it was holding me back dating, id probably reconsider some shit long before I got to that point.
 
Animosity

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Dogs are awesome, but every girl who puts "Must Love Dogs" on their dating profile are cringe as fuck.
 
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Hekotat

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Just a heads up to anyone thinking of using eHarmony, do not do it. They will lie to you about the number of people in "your area" and refuse to cancel the membership, meaning you will have to pay, at minimum, 700 dollars over the course of 6 months. There were 6 ladies in a 50 mile radius all of which were 300+ pounds, if that's your thing great but it ain't mine. I attempted to cancel 1 hour after seeing their lies and they refused to cancel the membership.

Obviously YMMV but they specifically said "1,000's of women in your area!" with all the profiles blurred out. Turns out their ideal match range for your area is about 200 miles.

I have disputed the charge on my CC and I guess we will see where things go from here.
 
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Borzak

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I like those kind of ads. Within a certain radius. Must mean they are homeless and live in the woods near me and likely don't get cell reception. Sounds like a winner.

Or maybe I have some living in the pasture or shed I don't know about.
 
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Kriptini

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Hekotat said:
Just a heads up to anyone thinking of using eHarmony, do not do it. They will lie to you about the number of people in "your area" and refuse to cancel the membership, meaning you will have to pay, at minimum, 700 dollars over the course of 6 months. There were 6 ladies in a 50 mile radius all of which were 300+ pounds, if that's your thing great but it ain't mine. I attempted to cancel 1 hour after seeing their lies and they refused to cancel the membership.

Obviously YMMV but they specifically said "1,000's of women in your area!" with all the profiles blurred out. Turns out their ideal match range for your area is about 200 miles.

I have disputed the charge on my CC and I guess we will see where things go from here.
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Dog you got scammed by the oldest con on the internet. It's time for some self-reflection.
 
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Khane

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I haven't used a dating app in 7 or so years at this point but are they really that expensive now? $700 for 6 months? WTF?
 
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Borzak said:
I like those kind of ads. Within a certain radius. Must mean they are homeless and live in the woods near me and likely don't get cell reception. Sounds like a winner.

Or maybe I have some living in the pasture or shed I don't know about.
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Yeah those ads always crack me up. I'm like bitch there arent that many people within that radius in the first place, and theres sure none that look like that
 
Hekotat

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Kriptini said:
Dog you got scammed by the oldest con on the internet. It's time for some self-reflection.
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I figured at that price it would only be serious people who were really looking for something, I also didn't know that I couldn't cancel. It was also recommended by several people I know IRL that used it to meet their wives/husbands.

Khane Khane Well, if you've seen the data on how crazy women's standards have become I'm sure they are bleeding money like crazy. Men have basically given up because only .01% of men are getting all the ladies, everyone else is not good enough. I'm sure they're doing everything they can to keep the companies from going under, except taking a pay cut of course. It's not just eHarmony either, many apps have basic features like undo and the ability to see who looked at you behind steep paywalls for these features that used to be free. I normally don't pay for them but figured it was worth a shot for a month.
 
Cutlery

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You're paying like $120/month for a dating service?

Jesus dude. At that point you're only *slightly* worse off just spending it on OnlyFans.
 
Kriptini

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If you want to spend money, find an actual, living, breathing, matchmaker. Otherwise get on Hinge and swipe for two hours a day.
 
Animosity

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The logic that paying more for a dating service is going to give you better quality is pretty hilarious. But you also said E Harmony which hasnt been a thing in 10-15 years.
 
Hoss

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I used E harmoney when I was dating back in 2010. It was like $10 a month maybe. I got more pussy off of it than all the free dating sites I tried combined. But with the free sites, I talked to more women.

But damn. At those rates, you might as well use a one on one match maker.

I'm not in the game anymore, but if I was, I would think hinge would be the best bet. It's catering to girls with promises of LTRs (The app designed to be deleted!).
 
Ossoi

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Hoss said:
I used E harmoney when I was dating back in 2010. It was like $10 a month maybe. I got more pussy off of it than all the free dating sites I tried combined. But with the free sites, I talked to more women.

But damn. At those rates, you might as well use a one on one match maker.

I'm not in the game anymore, but if I was, I would think hinge would be the best bet. It's catering to girls with promises of LTRs (The app designed to be deleted!).
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Hinge is notorious for showing you the ugliest possible tier of women, to the extent that it was widely regarded as being bugged

The counter would be that it's only showing you girls that it thinks are attainable for you, lol
 
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Hekotat said:
Just a heads up to anyone thinking of using eHarmony, do not do it. They will lie to you about the number of people in "your area" and refuse to cancel the membership, meaning you will have to pay, at minimum, 700 dollars over the course of 6 months. There were 6 ladies in a 50 mile radius all of which were 300+ pounds, if that's your thing great but it ain't mine. I attempted to cancel 1 hour after seeing their lies and they refused to cancel the membership.

Obviously YMMV but they specifically said "1,000's of women in your area!" with all the profiles blurred out. Turns out their ideal match range for your area is about 200 miles.

I have disputed the charge on my CC and I guess we will see where things go from here.
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Online dating is fake and sometimes gay (girl-peen)
 
Foler

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Hekotat said:
I figured at that price it would only be serious people who were really looking for something, I also didn't know that I couldn't cancel. It was also recommended by several people I know IRL that used it to meet their wives/husbands.

Khane Khane Well, if you've seen the data on how crazy women's standards have become I'm sure they are bleeding money like crazy. Men have basically given up because only .01% of men are getting all the ladies, everyone else is not good enough. I'm sure they're doing everything they can to keep the companies from going under, except taking a pay cut of course. It's not just eHarmony either, many apps have basic features like undo and the ability to see who looked at you behind steep paywalls for these features that used to be free. I normally don't pay for them but figured it was worth a shot for a month.
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Yeah it’s changed a lot over the past decade. These apps are milking every penny they can (especially out dudes). They lock feature behind paywalls and add all sorts of promises. Fuck them
 
Ossoi

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Ossoi said:
Hinge is notorious for showing you the ugliest possible tier of women, to the extent that it was widely regarded as being bugged

The counter would be that it's only showing you girls that it thinks are attainable for you, lol
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I just came back to this thread then opened hinge, I shit you not

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I think the "full" was unnecessary.

It gets better, every status is food related
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