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Juvarisx

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Kobayashi said:
Most of his advice is either super obvious, out of touch, or straight up bad. The flowers are extra tryhard too.

1. Stop doing a hobby you enjoy. Fuck off.

2. Go and get the shittiest haircut possible. Really? Recommending Great Clips?

5/6. Pick up a hobby you don't really enjoy in order to meet people. Yoga seems exceptionally bad too. The ratio might be great, but I highly doubt you're going to look super appealing struggling to hold basic poses while holding in farts.

10. Flowers to the doorstep? Is this the 50s?I'm surprised he also didn't mention to make sure your slacks have a nice, crisp pleat. Past high school, I've never picked up someone from their house on a first date. I'd say most women wouldn't elect to give up that info before a first date.
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Seriously do yoga though. I finally did after my wife bugged me into it and it fixed my back. IDK if picking up someone at a yoga class is a good idea though, granted I do it with her, most people are there to do it then leave. Its sounds like picking someone up at the gym. Good in theory, dumb in practice.
 
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You're getting too into the weeds here. He's spelling things out for retards, which most 20-25 year old guys are. Yes, most of them need to be told to get a haircut other than set the clippers to a length and buzz their head. Yes, a good chunk of them need to shower. Yes, they need to stop spending 22 hours a day playing video games, AND they need to go to where the women are. Doesn't need to be yoga, but they need to go where the women are. In case you haven't noticed, ain't no women playing video games.

And then, yes - bitches love flowers. And Trader Joe's has cheap flowers. And no, it's never gonna make sense to you. It's not supposed to. It's not for you, it's for her. She needs to know that you are willing to do shit she likes so that she will do shit for you. That's the tradeoff.

If you don't understand that, then you're not gonna be successful with women. He's not telling you "you gotta do these exact things," he's telling you "well, sitting at home playing video games and not giving a shit about anything else hasn't lined women up at your door, try something else instead."

Are you gonna meet crazies? Sure. But that's part of the process
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The game is currently rigged on multiple levels thanks to social media. Even if you rolled a natural 20 x 1000 to meet one of the non-crazies and make it through the courting process to get married, they still have a high chance of turning crazy and taking half your shit and the kids. The only winning move is not to play.
 
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Juvarisx said:
Seriously do yoga though. I finally did after my wife bugged me into it and it fixed my back. IDK if picking up someone at a yoga class is a good idea though, granted I do it with her, most people are there to do it then leave. Its sounds like picking someone up at the gym. Good in theory, dumb in practice.
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Yoga is definitely good for you in a cross-training way, I wouldn't do it for a primary workout or anything but its great accessory/mobility work. Highly recommend.
 
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